You wanna hack into something more complicated than a Myspace profile, you've got your man right here. I'm not saying no if it's a Myspace profile, though. I'm just sayin'. My skills extend farther than that.

You got a computer on you? I've got my own, but the gods must've decided it was a no-go. I haven't seen hide nor hair of it.

[ This poor man. He hasn't figured out that Asgard isn't exactly the most technology friendly. ]