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[alternia_strength]

D --> Whoever receives this message will contact me immediately
D --> I am required for matters of the most e%cruciatingly important nature and cannot be delayed further by f00lishness or dilly-dallying about
D --> You will inform me with all due haste of where the Highbl00d is
D --> He and I have unfinished business
D --> I must also speak with whomever has revived me
D --> I am someone of the highest ranks of Alternian nobility and unaccustomed to being addressed by a mere servant
D --> It is almost scandalous and I will br00k no further delays

Comments

[text]

[holmes_fanatic]

Welcome back, Equius-san.

Re: [text]

[alternia_strength]

D --> What is this
D --> I e%pressly informed you that I would br00k no tomf00lery
D --> There is no welcoming back someone who has never been here
D --> I would think I would remember being in this place before

[text]

[holmes_fanatic]

That would be the logical assumption. Unfortunately, very little about Asgard is logical.

I think this is the third time Equius-san has been here and he didn't remember the last time either.

text

[longwinded]

asgard revived you.
you're not going home.
and let us get straight to my big question: what is a highblood?

Text

[alternia_strength]

D --> Where is this Asgard and how may I speak with them
D --> I wish to be certain that they did nothing inappropriate in reviving me and why they bear the name of the city
D --> As for the Highbl00d
D --> Gamzee Makara is a person of which I cannot speak highly enough
D --> His bl00d is of the purest shades of purple
D --> Your te%t is familiar to me
D --> You are a human are you not

Text

[longwinded]

asgard is the city.
you can't speak with a city.
i mean unless you're good at speaking to buildings. which i don't think anyone can really.
right okay. trolls and their blood spectrum thing.
i am very human.
unless i got my own species wrong.

[biifurcatiion]

go 2uck a bulge, you pretentiiou2 2weatrag.

[alternia_strength]

D --> I cannot e%press how disappointed I am in those who have brought me here
D --> To have summoned a pathetic and ill mannered lowbl00d such as yourself before myself demonstrates that they have no comprehension of how to handle this situation
D --> I see that you are still as improper and filthy tongued as ever

[biifurcatiion]

ii 2ee you are 2tiill a pretentiiou2 moron iin love wiith the 2mell of hii2 own 2hiit, iit ii2 amaziing how far up your 2phiincter you have crammed your head.
iit'2 ok prii22y pant2 nobody ii2 happy two 2ee you eiither.
not even aa, probably.

[Text] I'll just leave this here.

[fishdouche]

first a all gam isnt here
second a all evven if he wwas here no one is goin to tell you shit
the hemospectrum doesnt mean anythin to humans an you aint evven at the top a it
so shut your lopsided mouth before you embarrass our entire SPECIES

[alternia_strength]

D --> Of course I am not at the top of the spectrum sea dweller
D --> Why would I speak such f00lishness
D --> Is there not purpose behind our animosity
D --> It is a natural rivalry between the land and the sea
D --> You yourself have always been aware of it with your f00llish obsessions with annihilation
D --> It seems you are still not living up to the e%pectations one would have of a person of such standings
D --> However
D --> I must apologize and beg forgiveness
D --> It is scandalous and improper for me to speak so to one so far above me
D --> Such inappropriate talk from me
D --> I blame the lowbl00d
D --> He is afflicting my mind
D --> Making me think impertinent thoughts

D --> I require a towel

[fishdouche]

wwell you got one thing fuckin right
i am abovve you finless blueblood filth
an just because i havvent yet implemented my plans doesnt mean i dont got any idiot
maybe im tryin to be a little more subtle unlike you
are you fuckin incapable a actin like a normal troll glub wwhat did i evver fuckin see in you again

audio;

[freerunning]

You know, it is very strange -- you appear to be using the same language as everyone else, but I cannot understand a word you are saying.

Text

[alternia_strength]

D --> I am speaking the most e%plicitly clear and concise of statements
D --> This language is of the easiest understandability
D --> However
D --> My first questions have been answered already
D --> You will direct me to the nearest place whereby I may train my STRENGTH

perma-audio on his end; don't let the renaissance italian type

[freerunning]

Messere, I do not think "understandability" is a proper word. Ignoring that for the moment, you cannot simply order me around as though I were a servant! Were you yourself not speaking of the same thing just a moment ago?

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh
horsey troll is back


cool

[alternia_strength]

D --> Who are you
D --> I would recognize such a hideous and garrish color as this
D --> You will announce yourself immediately

[tipsygnostalgia]

wow rude
didnt u know pinks the top of ur spectrum
im like a super super royal troll you should say soz for that

nah im just fuckin w ya
my names roxy
im a human which i know you probs find super gross or somethin
or at leasrt u did the last time
* least
i met u before months and months ago

[holyfight]

Oh, I don't know where that person is,
but you're in Asgard now!
So the only thing you need to worry about now is helping us fight!

[alternia_strength]

D --> Fighting I can and will do
D --> I am the STRONGEST of my brethren
D --> You need never fear any danger with me present

[holyfight]

Oh, it's okay!
I'm not afraid of any danger, anyway!
I can usually defend myself!

[grimorchid]

The Highblood is hiding.
You'll have to search him out high and low throughout the city.

[alternia_strength]

D --> You are the Rose-human
D --> Kanaya has attempted to explain your human sarcasm on several occasions
D --> It will not work on me
D --> I know that the Highbl00d has been taken from here
D --> However
D --> He is cunning
D --> Perhaps I will search to be certain

[fiduspear]

wOW,
hI eQUIUS,

[alternia_strength]

D --> Ah hello lowbl00d
D --> It seems many of the lowerbl00ded are present