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[tipsygnostalgia]

[The feed comes on to show Roxy, brushing past a mass of overgrown plants and stopping once she is in a clear enough space.]

Heads up, I found Jade and Sollux, a few people had asked me about her at least, so check in with me.

[There's a short pause]

Actually, anyone that's friends with me come check in here, don't make me drag my exhausted ass around this place looking for you all.

Thanks.

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[magician_of_words]

Kind of...a light way to put it...

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah well words aren't gonna make anything better.

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[magician_of_words]

...Yeah, you're right about that. Fluffing it up with better words won't change anything.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Hopefully one of our so-called Gods will step forward some time soon and actually tell us what's going on.

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[magician_of_words]

--You've seen them? The actually come out?

[ Pause. ]

What do they look like? Twelve stories tall, flaming hair, gold wings? Do they speak in some tongue we can't pronounce?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Sometimes they grace the network with their presence.

..They pretty much look like normal humans, sorry to disappoint.

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[magician_of_words]

Not even horns?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Nope. There's people with horns in this place but they ain't gods.

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[magician_of_words]

They sure act like they're gods. Except that one in the cute pajamas, I guess. But that's too bad. I was hoping for something...interesting.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Sorry! Just you're rin o' the mill basic "boring human looking people starting wars" thing going on here!

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[magician_of_words]

That really makes it a lot less mystical and magical.

--Do they at least wear mystic robes? Maybe backwards talk they do?

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[tipsygnostalgia]

....No? Talk backwards, they do not.

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[magician_of_words]

I can't take this anymore! They look like every day ordinary jerks?! This isn't being abducted by gods to do their holy war! I might has well have been kidnapped by my neighbor in a van!

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[tipsygnostalgia]

At least the neighbour might have given you some free candy.

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[magician_of_words]

These gods haven't had the decency to even do that. Not even metaphorical candy. "Here, fight and you can come to paradise."

...At this point, I'd settle for a candy bar in exchange.

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[tipsygnostalgia]

You should ask them next time one shows their face.

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[magician_of_words]

--The, uh, gods? To their face?

[ Temporary weakness in the backbone area. ]

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[tipsygnostalgia]

Yeah, why not?