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[longwinded]

leave it to me to lose my bracelet just days after getting it.
right?
hey asgard.
i guess some stuff is going on right now?
not really sure what but really this place keeps getting weirder all the time!

[He was native for quite a long time and wow, did he have no idea what was going on.]

i cant find jade, that is kind of concerning.
anyone know where she ran off to?

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[samantha_grey]

Yeah, you get used to showing up from different times. He's the king poobah of douchebags. You'll know him when you see him.

[Waitaminute...]
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Wait, how old is Vriska?

[Because she' run into Vriska before and met John. She'd guess he was about five years younger than her probably or so, and it was really hard to tell with these insane, xenophobic, gray skinned demons, not to mention that the Vriska she had met was at least a full sweep older than the Vriska he might be referring to.

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[longwinded]

i await the day then.

[Wait, h u h?]

well i don't get into peoples business with that whole a/s/l bullshit.
so by the looks for her i'm going to say she's around 15 human years old.
i don't really know.
i mean i'm 15. :/
so maybe she is too? a lot of my friends are around the same age as me.

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[samantha_grey]

Huh. I wouldn't know. I've never been great at gauging ages clearly, and ... well, she's not exactly human. I usually don't assume when I have no clue about something's lifespans or cycles.

Maybe she is. Violent race aren't they?

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[longwinded]

maybe her age is different than mine.
i'm just saying.
i think she's close to fifteen in human years.
it's just an assumption.
if you get an assumption wrong, sure you just made an ass of yourself.
but you learn from your mistakes.

or you know, you just ask the girl/boy/troll in question.

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[samantha_grey]

Yeah, never know with these things, but it's no big deal. She is what she is. Might ask one of these days if I get curious. Bug Sollux or something. Karkat's better for those kinds of questions, but he's not around here these days. Least I'm not trying to beat his friend up anymore. That'll help the talking in the future.

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[longwinded]

i'm sorry sam.
i don't think i need to get too far off track right now.
i'll shoot you a text later on!

[aka he got new information on jade and will be afk until he finds out about her death.]