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[whitechocolate]

[ Sam appears on video, hanging out with a bunch of goats and a guitar resting in his lap. Call him Sammy and the Goats if you will. ] I feel like I should be singing Old MacDonald Had A Farm since all these animals showed up...

[ He plays a few chords of the nursery rhyme on his guitar and the goats bleat along, making him chuckle. ] Looks like I have my own goat glee club...

[ A goat approaches him and Sam pets her head fondly. ] I think I'll name you Santana... [ Oh, if the person back home knew she'd been named after a goat, she'd kick Sam's ass.

But he has more serious matters to discuss. ] If people go missing here, could that mean they were sent home? [ Sam hopes that's the case. ] Kurt Hummel and Rachel Berry are gone... I thought I'd announce that, in case anyone who was friendly with them was wondering where they were... [ With a sad look, Sam signs off. ]

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[whitechocolate]

Would you have joined if they did?

...You're new here, right? I haven't seen you around before.

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[cheerhealer]

No, probably not. Cheerleading was my only extra-curricular activity. [ And she never sings, even in the shower. ]

Yeah, I've only been here since the day before yesterday.

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[whitechocolate]

I have a friend here who used to be a cheerleader... Maybe you could start your own Asgard cheerleading team.

Settling in okay?

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[cheerhealer]

[ She laughs. ] Yeah, I think I'll pass on that. I'm over cheerleading.

So far, I think so. As well as I guess anyone could.