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[A pile of books surround Eridan in fort-like towering stacks, a blanket and pillow shoved into the corner with a lit candle beside them on the floor. He is seated cross-legged on the ground, elbows on his knees and his chin propped up on his hands.

Guess who didn't pay attention to the maid and has been living in the library and the park on nice days since he arrived. Certainly not Eridan Ampora.]

So. I'm goin' to cut to the chase, Is there anyone wwho hasn't lost complete control a' their think pan? All a' you idiots spend your time prattlin' on about parties and free hivves and shit that doesn't fuckin' matter! I mean, honestly, is there anyone left wwho has the sense not to wwant to be some "god's" playthin'! I don't care about your inane arguments. "They need us!" "Oh, but they're soooo nice to us."

[Eridan smirks, showing off his sharp fangs, as he motions to the stacks of books. He picks up one of them, brandishing it at the screen.]

Clearly none a' you humans havve evven read your owwn military theory an' history. They're just placatin' you into stayin' here an' doin' their biddin' wwhen fear tactics alone wwoouldn't wwork. Etiher wway? You're still a slavve.

Think about that, Asgard.

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Yes, so they do. Quite complementary traits.

I suppose askin' for an intelligent response about the state a' our captivvity was askin' too much.

Well, no. I mean it's something that everyone wants to know, right?

Considerin' the frail human think pan? Probably not.

They can handle a lot more than you might think.

Spoken like a true fuckin' human.

Or like someone who's had to handle some pretty unbelievable things.

Like wwhat? Realizin' they're not the center a' the fuckin' univverse?

Because, no, they don't take that vvery wwell at all. An' it's certainly unbelievvable to most a' them.

No, like having their view of what's actually in the world turned pretty upside down. [ Even if she didn't handle it well at first, but she learned ] You kind of get over things and deal with them.

I guess. If you can't change'em.

[Eridan Ampora doesn't believe in "getting over things."]

Big world-changey things you usually can't. [ Or shouldn't, bad consequences ]

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