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[biifurcatiion]

2o.
for everyone who miight po22iibly giive a 2hiit, karkat vanta2 ha2 offiiciially left the ciity.
and before 2omebody get2 all murderou2 on my a22 ye2 ii went lookiing, ye2 ii triied contactiing hiim at lea2t twenty tiime2, there ii2 precii2ely jack 2hiit for trace2 of hiim left behiind and ii checked under every 2iingle rock ii could thiink of.
he'2 gone.
ii'm ju2t goiing two put that fact on the table.
do wiith iit what you want.



(QUIRKLESS VERSION:

so.
for everyone who might possibly give a shit, karkat vantas has officially left the city.
and before somebody gets all murderous on my ass yes i went looking, yes i tried contacting him at least twenty times, there is precisely jack shit for traces of him left behind and i checked under every single rock i could think of.
he's gone.
i'm just going to put that fact on the table.
do with it what you want.)

Comments

[private text]

[whatagoodgirl]

What does this mean for Gamzee?

[private text]

[biifurcatiion]

nothiing good.
iit mean2 you lock your door and dont come out iif he a2k2 you two untiil 2omebody liike tavro2 can calm hii2 a22 back down becau2e ii have no iidea who el2e can.
al2o iif he come2 for me look after my 2tuff whiile ii'm dead iin ca2e ii get two come back agaiin.
plea2e.
or at lea2t tell jade two do iit.

[private text]

[whatagoodgirl]

Oh god, it's really that bad?

[She knows it is, but she was hoping for some unknown piece of information that would be of some comfort.]

Audio

[samantha_grey]

...

[She didn't want him to go. She'd actually liked Karkat. Yeah, she'd also been pissed as hell at him for interfering, but he'd been one of the trolls she'd liked. She grumbled and leaned against the wall. The same thoughts about Gamzee occurred to her, but she decided that a question that was beginning to dawn on her didn't need to be asked out of the blue. Let it wait. she'd have her answer soon enough.]

That's unfortunate. I actually liked the churlish asshole. Thanks for letting me know.

[biifurcatiion]

[It's pretty obvious what Sollux thinks is going to happen. And that's sort of why rather than letting Gamzee discover it himself, he just went and announced it, and if that makes him a target hopefully it doesn't spread to anybody else. Which would, undoubtedly, have sent Karkat into screaming ragegasms.]

2ure thiing whoever you are.
what can ii 2ay, ii liive two 2erve.

[samantha_grey]

[Well, Karkat had already threatened to shove shadows down her protein chute if she ever 'started something' with Gamzee over that whole getting beaten over the head thing, so ... like him or not, she wasn't high on his list of smart people.]

Name's Samantha Grey. I don't think I ever met you, which makes you one of a few of these trolls I haven't pinned down yet. I'd say it's a pleasure, but bad news always leaves shot messengers, so let's just go with 'hi.'

[tipsygnostalgia]

oh rememember when my friends left and u were a dick about it

yeah
heres me being th bette person and saying sorry
* better

sorry :(

[biifurcatiion]

iin ca2e you havent notiiced that'2 liiterally all ii do the2e day2, ii2 be an a22hole about thiing2.
even two the people that ii liike and about the people ii giive a fuck about.

[tipsygnostalgia]

yeah its ac[tually p fucking obivous actually
* actually
* obvious
maybe b less grumpy and try to be nicer t them?

[nukeoleptic]

oh shit, this really sucks D:
im so sorry sollux

[biifurcatiion]

iit'2 happened two almo2t everybody at lea2t once.
iit wa2 bound two happen two hiim two at 2ome poiint.

[This is a blatant way of dodging any sort of responses that might have to assert that it's ok, or that he's really upset about anything.]

[nukeoleptic]

lets set something on fire :)

1/?

[honky]

every motherfuckin rock huh

2/?

[honky]

AND HE'S GONE.
all up
AND OUT
the holy motherfuckin city
HUH?

3/?

[honky]

and this motherfucker
THIS MOTHERFUCKER STUCK ALL BY HIS MOTHERFUCKIN SIDE
to make motherfuckin sure
THAT HE
would motherfuckin
STAY THERE.

4/?

[honky]

and here he is
ALL MOTHERFUCKING GONE ANYWAY.

5/?

[honky]

and you
YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
you tell me
TO ALL UP
and do
WHAT I MOTHERFUCKIN
will?

6/?

[honky]

WELL WHAT THE MOTHERFUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO MOTHERFUCKER?
huh?
WHAT?

7/7

[honky]

[A few minutes later.]

fuck man...
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? :o(

[biifurcatiion]

[this might be the one and only time Sollux tries to be anything approaching kind, or civil, with Gamzee.]

ii dont know what two tell you, man.
ii havent got a fuckiing clue what you're 2uppo2ed two do now.
waiit for hiim two come back.

[fiduspear]

oH NO,
i'M SORRY, sOLLUX,

[biifurcatiion]

yeah.
head2 up you know what gz'2 goiing two be liike 2o ju2t.
ii dont know.
ii'm not karkat, ii cant be the miighty douchebag and tell you ab2olutely everythiing you 2hould do riight now on the double.
that wa2 hii2 2hiitty job, ii'm ju2t here two be IIT and get my a22 handed two me by the co2miic under2tandiing that everythiing ii2 goiing two be 2crewed iin every 2iingle way fathomably po22iible.

[fiduspear]

i DON'T,
i MEAN, i'VE HEARD PARTS OF IT,
BUT i DON'T KNOW,

video;

[blustery]

[Just so you know, it took him ages to figure out what the message actually says.]

What do you mean your friend's gone? I thought we weren't allowed to leave the city.

And did you know your writing's green?

text; because he's a dick

[biifurcatiion]

iit'2 yellow, geniiu2.
and yeah you can get taken away.
fuck ii dont know iif he actually left or not, nobody know2 where they go when they dii2appear and everythiing they had wa2 gone and you 2top beiing able two reach them.
maybe they're dead, maybe they're locked up, maybe they get dumped iinto a meat griinder and fed two u2 for breakfa2t for all ii know.
but wherever he ii2 he'2 beyond reachiing 2o. gone, he'2 gone, end of 2tory.