video; i'm sorry if you ever thought i was quality

[assiduous]

[ (ooc note; this stupid beefcake post has been brought to you by terrible enabler jerks on plurk, and is essentially my last hurrah here at asgard, before i sadly need to drop to make time for school.)

i'm sure many of you have met pabu. or at least seen him around. he's a cutie. and bolin's! not mako's. but for some reason... he's chewing on mako's bracelet. the video is nothing but russet red fur, a flash of striped tail, and the ocasional shot of freya district's disticnt pink interior decorating. mako's room then, maybe?

there's sound of a door opening, and — okay look. mako was trying to be the the most disecret piece of ass here in the city of asses. he really did try. really. (no that's a lie, he just had no idea he counted.) this is unacceptable, do you know how much great and hideous cr could come of this? NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THIS and so of course that is why this has to happen. beautiful mako problems need to happen.

ANYWAY. the sound of the door opening, and a short, ]

Pabu? What're you doing in here, huh?

[ pabu abandons the bracelet in favor of saying hi to mako, and the bracelet. well the bracelet just sits on the bed while pabu skitters off to climb the dresser and say hi to mako.

hi mako.


i see you've just gotten out of the shower or something. it's nice to see you this morning. really. nice towel.

the firebender stifles a yawn (seriously, man? it's like eleven in the morning. seriously?) and scuffs his fingers through messy and still damp hair, leaning against the dresser as the little ferret bumps against his shoulder, asking to be pet. mako complies, nicking pabu under his muzzle before running his hand down his back, smiling softly. (THAT'S RIGHT, SMILING. THIS POST IS FULL OF FIRSTS FOR A LOT OF PEOPLE...) ]

You know this isn't Bo's room. What's your deal, buddy?

[ the ferret chitters, nuzzling mako's shoulder again, who sighs, but continues to comply. oh my god this is not a quality post at all. why am i doing this!!?? ugh.

the feed times out after about half a minute, in the middle of mako talking to a. ferret. about what he's going to make for dinner. (something about five flavor soup?)

mako is not only a secret piece of ass. he's also a not secret housewife. who had plans for dinner, apparently.

HAVE AT HIM ]

Comments

video;

[adventurous]

[ lmfao

seriously lmfao, she had to turn away and laugh for a good half a minute before replying to this. she's already had the pleasure of seeing mako's hot bod on another occasion, but she can't stare! she's a taken woman, you know. so she laughs, because he probably has no idea. she's just gonna chinhand at this. ]

You should smile more. It suits you.

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[assiduous]

[ WOW RUDE

why you gotta be totally right, hilda? it's not fair. stop being right. (yeah. he had no idea.)

but! yeah that smile was really short lived. it went to confused/frowning SO FAST i wish i could work a jimmy johns metaphor in here. ]

... Yeah, I've heard that before. [ wow mako it really sounds like you mean it. can't even come up with a scathing response?! you loser. turn off the video already don't just stand there in skirt wearing half naked glory okay das rude

HANG UP THE PHONE HILDA JESUS ]

video;

[adventurous]

[ BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT FUNNY. and her smile goes into a pout when his disappears -- come on, man. you got a pretty smile. ]

So that means you should do it! I always told a friend of mine from back home that if he frowned too much, his face would freeze up that way. It's true, you know!

[ don't be like Cheren, Mako. she'll put glasses on you and attempt at noogies (yeah okay he's like ten inches taller than her like that'll work)

NO. YOU GO PUT SOME PANTS ON, MISTER. ]

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[ex_bawl518]

[ You've got to be kidding me. ]

video.

[ex_bawl518]

[ THE FEED IS ON, DUDE. What are you trying to do -- ok maybe he wasn't trying to show off; Bolin can't assume the worst. But seriously... there are girls here, from the purest of pure, the saintest of saints! ]

[ So what you're getting, Mako, is Bolin spluttering for 2 seconds, before trying to appear calm and collected, smoothing out the top of his hair. ]

Ok. Mako. Hi?

[ --interrupted thought-train because wait, THAT WAS PABU, RIGHT? ]

Pabu?! What're you doing there? Oh man, do I need to come over there and get you?

video.

[assiduous]

[ HE DIDN'T MEAN TO. he wasn't even in the room when the video started, bo!

mako's first response is to try and turn to look back at the door, not the bracelet ]

Bo — [ ... or not? OH THE BRACELET. DAMMIT. hhhh he was enjoying not using the damn network... ok facing the right way now ]

Uh. Yeah, you want him back?

video;

[gwenhwyfar]

[ L O L.

But in all seriousness, she's actually laughing and can't help but say this in a sultry tone.]

It's a shame that isn't intentional.

video;

[assiduous]

[ SHIT its this chick sdkfj HE DOES NOT NEED THIS RIGHT NOW nope.jpg

there's a hushed, "shit" as he realizes the video is on, one hand tightening on his towel, and mako hurries to dig through his dresser for clothes, pabu chittering at the sudden interruption of being pet. ]

video;

[gwenhwyfar]

[This? This makes her laugh. A little.]

Aw, you poor thing.

( video )

[windwalker]

... Is it me? Or is showing up on the network without a shirt something normal nowadays. [ First it was castor and now it's you?? ]

Not only that, a little critter with you, too. Mako.

( video )

[assiduous]

[ .... fffffffff this is not cool. klfjwe!! mako huffs irritatedly, following pabu's spine all the way tot he end of his tail with one hand, then turning and digging through the dresser for some clothes, muttering under his breath, ]

Thanks for pointing it out.

[ pabu jumps to mako's shoulder, then down to the bed when mako comes over to switch off the feed, chittering at the screen for the second before it cuts out.

a few minutes later, it's back. he's dressed! kind of. just a tank and jeans. does that count? pabu's back on his shoulder, bottle brush tail curling around mako's neck ]

This is Pabu.

( video )

[windwalker]

A red panda? Never exactly met someone that has that for a pet! But... [ Hands to cheeks as her green eyes just start sparkling. She totally forgot about the fanservice post over this fluffy fuzzy thing. ]

It's... so cute!!

[Audio]

[occulthymns]

[Oh.

Euri is very okay with this.

She kind of wants to troll him too, but... maybe in a couple minutes.]

...........

[AND A COUPLE MINUTES LATER....]

Hey Mako! Turn around!

video;

[assiduous]

[ uh, what!? is someone at the doo...r? (yeah, turning to check, shit, he's still in a towel.) ]

Euri — [ ... or not!? wh...at...

OH THE BRACELET. SHIT. um. crap. 8( uh

flkjweklf ]

audio;

[occulthymns]

[Sorry Mako she is full-on Witch cackling now. His face is priceless.]

1/ ??

[digophelia]

...

[digophelia]

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAH.]

Couldn't you at least ensure that your bracelet didn't go off?!

[digophelia]

[WHAT DO WHAT DO]

[digophelia]

[NOBODY WANTS TO SEE SHIRTLESS GUYS]

done

[digophelia]

The nerve of some people!


[This is going off, kthxbai.]

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[assiduous]

[ and later, dressed "properly" in jeans and a tank, mako is leaning on the edge of the bed, frowning at the bracelet feed. ]

Wasn't even in the room when the thing came on, kid. Not much I could've done.

[burping]

[Forever flustered and she has no idea how to turn off the feed for a few panicked moments.]

[assiduous]

[ pabu chitters, and mako looks over to the bed, realizes the feed is on — ]

Shit — [ one hand goes to keep his towel from slipping, and he hurriedly reaches over to switch the bracelet off. a few minutes later, dressed (jeans and a tank top, not entirely decent, but no longer HALF NAKED), mako returns, again scuffing his fingers through his hair, this time in embarrassment. ]

Sorry about that.

video;

[candybars]

[ Ethan and his bro (sis, I guess, since it's a girl...) Typhlosion are completely unaffected by the hot piece of ass sight.

Instead, Typhlosion is making cute noises at Pabu because IT LOOKS LIKE A POKEMON??

And Ethan is pinged by food. So they're both peering into the screen excitedly. Not because Mako is almost naked. I swear. ]

Are you making Pokemon food?!

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[assiduous]

[ pokeshota no water you doing GO HOME PLS omfg

THOSE AREN'T CUTE NOISES JESUS CHRIST will you stop looking at him like that tiny

(look how offended pabu is by you two, he climbed on mako's shoulder and is now scolding you in ferretese) ]

... No.

[ SHIT gotta find some pants um yeah ]