eighth slay ❊ ⊰ video/text ⊱ ❊ life's a song you don't get to rehearse

[stakes]

[ Buffy looks, to put it quite plainly, exasperated. She woke up this morning to a very, very unpleasant surprise. She's spent the majority of the day trying to rectify it, to no avail. And she doesn't want to speak. She absolutely, completely, utterly refuses to speak. If she starts to talk...

Well. Unpleasant surprise. So she sends out a text, instead of talking like she usually would. ]

... Did anybody else wake up and burst into song today? I mean really, burst into song. Singing *every* single thought?

[ An even more hopeless look takes over her features, and she sends out another. ]

*Please* tell me I'm not all - the-only-singer-y in this.

[ And then something changes. Her distress skyrockets and the fact that she's holding her lips tightly together and trying not to speak or, god, even cough, seems not to matter. Buffy starts to... Well. Sing. ]

I think it's my first curse,
But I just can't be sure.
The Gods have a horrible sense of HUUUUUUUUUUUU-mor...

I don't get why it's me,
I did nothing, you see -
Well at least, noooo-oooot laaaaaaaately...

[ It's like she's a woman possessed, because she seems to have no control over the notes or the words coming out of her. They just keep happening. And, at this point, she's making a mad scramble to turn her bracelet off. She's mortified, okay? ]

(( ooc; If you want to know what Buffy sounds like when she's singing as a general vocal rule, click this youtube link!. AWESOME.

Oh also she really is experiencing her first curse. FUN. ))

Comments

[Video]

[spaghettiokay]

[Snort.]

[ text ]

[stakes]

it isn't funny!

[spaghettiokay]

Oh, yes it is.

[Oh, come on, Buffy! Cut the kid a break, this is the first he's laughed in weeks!]

[stakes]

i don't want to sing everything! and there's no telling how long it's gonna last!

[spaghettiokay]

Yea, well, I'm sure the rest of us will get sick of it too after a while, but...

[Shrug.]

It could be worse, at least...

[video]

[blossomgale]

...Wow, you're a good singer!

[Video]

[tradingsecrets]

Well that's something.

[Excuse Finnick, he's just watching with an amused expression while chewing thoughtfully on a sugar cube.]

[ video ]

[pratentious]

[ he's not going to laugh he's not going to laugh he's not going to laugh. ]

Think you're a bit late to the start on this one, Buffy.

video;

[sworntovalor]

[There's really...nothing to say to that, is there? Especially since he doesn't know her. But that is definitely one curse he hopes won't spread.]

I -- haven't noticed anyone else singing. Yet.

[ video]

[stakes]

I'm glad someone thinks so, but I reaaaaaally don't think that's why they did this.

[Video]

[stakes]

[ she just huffs and pouts and is just horrified in general. ]

it's not funny...
not funny at all...
I'm up against this wall,
And there's nothing I can do
But keep singing...
It's misery,
It's controlling me...

[video]

[whitechocolate]

I think you're the only one so far... I like your voice though. It could be worse, like if you were a bad singer.

[ video ]

[stakes]

but what's that supposed to mean,
could it be I'm not the only one?
I could use a couple backup singers,
Especially if it's just begun...

[ help her Arthur. HELP 8( ]

video;

[stakes]

Yet being -- the word of the hour,
Word of the day,
This isn't my shower!
I just want the singing to gooooo aaaa-waaaaaaay...

video;

[sworntovalor]

[He just blinks for a few moments, trying to figure out how to even deal with this.]

From what little I heard of these curses...they usually ebb away on their own after a week. I know not what can be done but wait...

[video]

[stakes]

[ funnily enough, she NOW has a break in singing. RNG said so. -] You're really sweet and all, but I'm no Mariah Carey, and I did not sign up for her career.

[Video]

[tradingsecrets]

[Just because he can he starts singing back to her.]

You look too tense!
You should relax.
It's a silly curse.
And that's a fact!
Instead of being upset or blue!
How about a sugar cube?

[He holds up his bag of sugar cubes, takes one out of his bag, pops it into his mouth and winks.]

Besides, your voice is easy on the ears. So you shouldn't worry so much.

[stakes]

what like having a *tail*?

video;

[stakes]

I don't have time for waiting,
There's far too much to do.
The Gods are really baiting me,
And asking to be slew.

[Video]

[stakes]

[ ................... THE FUCK EVEN IS THIS KID ]

How can I relax when it's stanza after stanza,
After lyric after rhyme, it's a torture bonanza...

[ 8( ]

Sugar cubes don't fix the glitch,
And trust me, I lack perfect pitch.
My voice is not a Grammy winner,
I'm just barely a beginner...

[Video]

[smartwinchester]

[SO

NOT

LAUGHING]

What was that, I don't think I heard you.

[Video]

[stakes]

[ most embarrassed face in the history of her entire life is happening right at this moment and she looks completely hopeless like someone just murdered a whole petstore in front of her and then kicked her in the boobs. yeah it's that sad. ]

Promise me that you won't laugh,
I don't think I could take it.
God, this is humiliating!
I don't think I'll make it.

[Video]

[smartwinchester]

[Come on, Buffy, don't be melodramatic.]

No, being turned into a ten year old is humiliating.

Bursting into song is normal.

[Video]

[stakes]

At least you being ten was cute,
Can't say the same for me.
This singing needs a big fat boot!
-- Who taught you normalcy?

[video]

[bitofajerk]

...You can't stop singing?