A cop. Lovely. Well, welcome to Asgard regardless. If the stories are to be believed, we're sitting near the top of the world tree Yggdrasil and the realms fan out from here. The war to end all wars is coming, and you get to prepare to fight the coming hordes of fire giants and ice giants by bringing color to the world with fascinating activities like hugging contests.
Aren't you just the luckiest, Peacekeeper?
[Somebody doesn't care if her humor's lost. She's just plowing along in a deadpan monotone.]
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Aren't you just the luckiest, Peacekeeper?
[Somebody doesn't care if her humor's lost. She's just plowing along in a deadpan monotone.]