002 ☆ Second Flower

[holyfight]

[Your video feed for the morning opens to a very red-cheeked young lady with orangey hair. Orihime appears to be herself again today!

She also appears to be kind of mortified]

Umm! Good morning, everyone!

I'd just like to apologize if you saw me the other day and I wasn't acting like myself. I know it happened to a lot of people, but me and Kurosaki-kun switched bodies! So if I was swearing a lot or looked really angry, please don't take offense! I'm not actually angry with anyone! He was just upset at the time, that's all!

That's all I wanted to say, really! How has everyone else been?

Comments

[samantha_grey]

That loud-mouthed, cocky red-head's the one that was in your body? Ok, yeah that explains a whole lot. Heh. I've been much worse, even here. It's good to be back in my body, though there's a certain Spider Demon who's going to be missing teeth when I get my claws on him.

[holyfight]

Uhn! That's him!

[She says, as though that was a compliment]

We have spider demons here? What are they like?

[samantha_grey]

We have one that I know of, and he's a surly little jackass who's going to get his teeth kicked in when I get my paws on him. [Yeah, she definitely wanted to repeat that.] He's not what you'd call people friendly, in my opinion.

[holyfight]

What'd he do to make you want to hit him? I'm surprised he has teeth instead of fangs!

[samantha_grey]

He's got fangs, but just two of them. Teeth the rest of the way, like me. As for what he did, little bastard was in my body. I feel all oily and dirty, and besides we really don't like each other.

[There was a little more to it, but she wasn't going to go into it, even if it made her sound needlessly violent.]

[this_chair]

...I don't think I can even picture you swearing.

[holyfight]

It is kind of weird, isn't it? I bet it probably looked funny to people who know me!

So you didn't see him in my body?

[this_chair]

No, I didn't. That's a good thing, right?

[holyfight]

Eh heh, maybe! Unless you wanted to see because it was funny! I probably would've laughed if I hadn't been in his body at the time!

Boy, that was weird. Do you realize how weird teenage boys' bodies are? You probably don't, huh...?

[this_chair]

For some reason, I think this conversation is going down a path I really don't want it to go.

[digophelia]

Kurosaki-

[Hold on. She's heard that name tossed around a few times.]

Ichigo? That boy with the orange hair? ... I could almost pity you.

[holyfight]

Uhn, that's him!

Eh heh, he's not that bad! He's just a little rough around the edges! Still, I don't want anyone to think I was mad at them or anything!

[digophelia]

Ah, no. I do pity you. "Rough around the edges" is so mild.

[holyfight]

Really? I never thought he was that hard to deal with.

Besides, his face is really funny when he scowls!

[digophelia]

Let's just say he has said a few things under the influence of alcohol I don't care for.

Video

[badluckdelivery]

Its cool, me and other you didn't even get very far in our conversation.

[holyfight]

You...

You didn't make him angry, did you?

[because she doesn't really recognize you, but if you made Ichigo angry, she's kind of sorry for you]

[badluckdelivery]

No it just didn't go anywhere. Also I just...thought he was always angry.

[holyfight]

Not always, no! Sometimes he even smiles! It's really cute when he does!

[badluckdelivery]

...Is he?

video;

[fortitudo]

Luckily that body-switching thing missed me....

[holyfight]

Ah?! You must be really lucky, then! A lot of my friends got switched!

[fortitudo]

I don't even know why I wasn't chosen- maybe the gods like you guys better?

[holyfight]

Eh heh, it gives the term 'favored by the gods' a whole new meaning, doesn't it?

[fortitudo]

But I guess this works out in my favor though...

Anyways, are you okay?