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[crabby]

SUCKS TO BE YOU GUYS.

[Guess who got skipped?]

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[twin_armageddons]

no stop rubbing it in this is horrible :(

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[demonic_witch]

Hardy har har. It is to laugh. Not only did I get this turd's meat sack, apparently I have his girlfriend following me around like a ditzy saint bernard. Careful not to be too smug about this. I'm liable to try to hex you when this is done.

[Or spike his tea. As soon as she could figure out who he was.]

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[palateswap]

...Actually, it can be kind of fun.

[ariados]

:\
thanks a lot

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[holmes_fanatic]

Karkat-san. It's been a while.

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[bowfu]

you don't have to rub it in

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[crabby]

WHOA.
YOUR LIFE?
I DON'T FUCKING ENVY IT RIGHT NOW.

((sorry for the late response!))

[crabby]

THIS IS HILARIOUS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

((sorry i'm late eiuehrti))

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[crabby]

Wow, someone's not bitching? That's new.

((sorry for the late response!))

[crabby]

YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO WHO ARE YOU?

((SORRY FOR LATE))

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[crabby]

BEEN BUSY.
ARE YOU SCREWED OVER TOO?

((I apologize for the late reply;;;))

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[demonic_witch]

I suppose it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Kaz is in my body. Ugh. Whatever. I'll kick his ass if he tries anything funny. God, I hate these gods.

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[crabby]

OF COURSE I DO.
IF I DON'T DO IT, WHO WILL?
IT'S MY JOB.
YOU MAY NOT KNOW ME, BUT HERE'S LESSON NUMBER ONE FROM KARKAT VANTAS 101:

I TAKE MY JOB VERY SERIOUSLY.

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[crabby]

BE PREPARED TO KICK HIS ASS.
AT LEAST YOU DON'T SHARE A FUCKING BATHROOM WITH HIM.

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[samantha_grey]

I don't envy your life in general. That waste of flesh has been on my shit list since we met. Do me a favor. You want to know a way to really piss him off?

[She was going to get everyone to sing this nursery rhyme.

VENGEANCE]

[twin_armageddons]

fuck you kk, thii2 ii2 probably all your fault 2omehow.

bluhh bluhh whiine whiine.


did i do a good impression yet lol
srsly though no this is shit

[crabby]

AT LEAST NO ONE HAS GAMZEE RUNNING AROUND IN THEIR BODIES.

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[crabby]

ENLIGHTEN ME.

[twin_armageddons]

who is gamzee
anyway i bet its better than this
i have a migraine while the guy who hates me is running round in my body probs touching it up

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[demonic_witch]

The Itsy Bitsy Spider
Climbed up the water spout
Down came the rain
And washed the spider out.

Out came the Sun
And dried up all the rain.
And the Itsy Bitsy Spider
Climbed up the spout again.

If you can put it to a silly bit of music, something cute, or something needlessly weighty and dark, it's perfect. Went crazy a few days ago. Flirted with him singing that. He went ballistic.

Let's... what was the word that jackass used once? Make it a meme?

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[holmes_fanatic]

So far so good.

Everything all right?

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[crabby]

... THAT IS THE BIGGEST PILE OF HOOFBEASTSHIT I'VE EVER HEARD.
HE GETS PISSED OVER A GODDAMN GRUB-PACIFICATION POEM??

[crabby]

GAMZEE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
HE'S A LITTLE CRAZY AND A LOT STUPID.
HE'S THE ONE WHO HONKS A LOT.
ANYWAY, I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT SOLLUX IS DOING WITH YOUR BODY, BUT I BET IT'S BORING.
HE'S NOT VERY CREATIVE.

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[demonic_witch]

[The reply takes an extra minute. It's something of a miracle that Samantha is able to decipher two words. One is faster than the other, but 'grub' only makes sense after a moment or two, when something someone had said starts to click. Hadn't Kaz called them maggots?]

Grub? Ok, so you guys are grubs when you're little babies then? The more I get from you guys, the less I understand.

Yeah, he freaked out. I'm not sure why it got him. Sure, he's a spider demon, but it's a stupid kid's rhyme about a spider that almost drowns, nothing more. My demon side was out and I was half-naked, teasing him with it, but maybe it's that he already hates me. I don't know.

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[crabby]

I'M FINE.
JUST WORKING A LOT.
YOU?

[And in this rare moment, we find a calm Karkat being civil.]