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[When the feed starts, no one can be seen in the shot. Judging by the colors of the room though, it's coming from the Freya house. Someone speaks from off-screen, and to some, the voice may sound quite familiar. Why this voice is coming from the Freya house, who knows?]

First that Naoto girl, and now...



[The bracelet owner finally appears and...that sure is Trucy in Larry's clothes. Wat.]

Guys...I think the Gods really really want me to be a teenage girl. It was kinda funny at first, but...now it feels so wrong. Sorry Trucy...

[Seriously, it's Trucy, his adoptive niece! Who is now likely in his body.]

So uh, anyone else getting some weird patterns with the bodies they've ended up in?

And Naoto, did you get your body back? I swear I didn't do anything to it! [Well that came out wrong.]

[[OOC: replies will be coming from magicfailure!]]

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[mybffmrhat]

[Guess who has your body!] Uncle Larry!?!

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[magicfailure]

[Oh wow. It's still weird to see himself like that. And then he remembers there's a teenage girl in that body.

He doesn't even know how to handle this.]

Uh...hey Trucy.

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[mybffmrhat]

Why do you look like me?

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[magicfailure]

[He shrugs.] I could be asking the same thing to you, y'know.

Basically, the gods felt like switching our bodies, then sit back and watch the sparks fly. It happened to me with someone else yesterday.

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[mybffmrhat]

["He" looks "himself" up and down.] You know, I've always wanted to be taller!

Who were you yesterday, Uncle Larry?

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[magicfailure]

And I never thought I'd be this short again! I...don't like it. No offense.

[Again, he shrugs.] Some girl named Naoto. I saw her on the network once or twice. Even shorter than you, short blue hair... I think she usually dresses like a detective. [Now to the weird part.] I seriously thought she was a dude until I uh...was in her body.

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[mybffmrhat]

None taken.

I don't think I know her. The gods must really like you in the bodies of teenage girls!

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[magicfailure]

Yeah, I was kind of just saying that... It's kind of creepy, don'tcha think?

[Says the guy who actually considered dating a nine year-old.]

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[mybffmrhat]

Maybe they're trying to tell you something. Like... you were born in the wrong body or something? Maybe you were meant to be a teenage girl.

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[magicfailure]

Wh-What?! But that can't be right! How could I pick up hot chicks if I was a teenage girl?!

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[magicfailure]

[Wait...]

How can I pick up hot chicks now?! Ohhh... [It's like a huge wave of depression just swept right over him.]

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[mybffmrhat]

I can help with that.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Did you say a detective?

[Trust Conan to only notice the important part of this post.]

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[magicfailure]

Uh, yeah?

[Wow Conan, you sure are right on top of things.]

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[holmes_fanatic]

This girl, Naoto-- does she just dress like a detective or is she actually a detective?

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[magicfailure]

I...think she's the real deal. I mean, I saw her make a post on the network and she seemed super serious business about stuff. Asking a lot of detective-y questions and everything.

Not gonna lie though, I thought she was a guy at first.

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[holmes_fanatic]

Where does she live? What Welcome Hall, I mean.

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[idealfuture]

... Weird patterns?

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[magicfailure]

Yeah, patterns. Like, "the Gods just put me in two different teenage girls' bodies" kind of patterns.

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[idealfuture]

[oh. totally not awkward.]

... Maybe they just really want to mess with you.