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Oh, c'mon--

[At first there's static. Give it a second, Sonic's just trying to-- there we go!

The feed starts up with a lovely close-up of Sonic himself, looking all smug. Yes, folks, you're looking at a blue, anthropomorphic hedgehog who looks... nothing like a hedgehog! Go figure.]

Okay, now that I've got this bracelet thing workin', yo! [He does a quick thumbs-up.]

Looks like we're in here for the long haul. Either that, or is this one messed up dream. I'm leanin' towards us being stuck, 'cause there's no way I'd have dreams without my speed. Not gonna ask about powers, since it's pretty obvious that we all lost 'em. What I do wanna know is how many of you guys aren't human. Or, heck, how many of ya used to be somethin' else before you came here. Already bumped into some ponies.

As for me, I'm still one way past cool hedgehog, and proud of it. Name's Sonic. Leader of the Freedom Fighters, hero of Mobius, and the coolest dude you'll ever meet. And before I came here? The fastest thing on two feet-- no, even better, on the whole planet! And now I'm hangin' out in Thor house. Seems like a pretty cool dude.

[He smiiirks, crossing his arms and leaning up against a wall. With all that out of the way, there's one big concern. ...sorta.]

And one more thing: Who's in the mood for some chili dogs? Can't bring life and color to this place on an empty stomach!

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[ unlike edgeworth... amakusa just doesn't care enough to deny him. ]

Oooooh, some guy actually managed to pull off world domination where you come from? That's kind impressive. Even if he is a lame-brain.

Impressive, maybe, but it's so not cool. The guy stole my uncle's technology to do it, turnin' everybody he could into a buncha robots.

Robots too. [ a whistle. ] You come from one crazy place. And let me guess... you're trying to stop Robot Nick?

Taken care of. 'Buttnik's toast now, but it took me and the other Freedom Fighters a decade to do it.

So who's top dog now? Or top hog, I guess.

[Top hog? Hahaha... oh man, that's great.]

We're still workin' that out. Problem is, Mobius is a mondo mess thanks to 'Buttnik's pollution.

You guys gotta deal with pollution too, huh? What about global warming?

Probably. Isn't that what happens when the air gets full of gas or somethin'?

[Sally would know better than him, really.]

'Cause Robuttnik totally spewed chemicals and gas into the air.

It's a big problem back home where I come from. At least, people are making it out to be a big problem. I can't really say whether it's that huge a deal or not until the ice caps melt and we all drown, hyahahah.

You probably wanna avoid that happening to you guys too.

Hoo boy. Looks like we've got our work cut out for us. And that's on top of cleaning up Robotropolis and findin' a way to deroboticize everyone.

You've got a pretty full plate, don't ya? I can't say I envy that.

Just part of the hero's job description. I'd rather be busy than have nothin' to do.

So you're a hero, huh? Guess you sort of sound like one. So you got anything heroic planned now that you've been brought here? Other than the chili dogs.

Workin' on fixing the joint. I mean, it's what we're here for, right?

You mean like adding color? Maybe we should go around and start painting.

Ya mean like graffiti?

[Fortunately, this isn't AoStH Sonic. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3REFcYhByww)]

Wonder if they've got any paint buckets lyin' around. Or spray cans!

We could get right to work and be out of here by the weekend.

Now we're talkin'! This place could use a new paint job, anyway.

Kinda weird that they'd bring us all the way here just to do a paint job, though. I'll never understand how the rich and powerful think...

Maybe they're just lazy.

Dragging us all here and setting this up... hyahahaha, that's a lot of trouble to go through to be lazy!

There could be more to it, but what? They said somethin' about laughter. Maybe they want us to throw a party? Beats me.

I think it's worth a shot. Why don't you try it?

Sure, just need a big ol' batch of chili dogs, some punch, maybe confetti...

[Okay, he's mentally making a list of party gear now.]

'Course, we'd need to spread the word, too.

Hyahahah, leave that to me!

I should at least pitch in somehow.

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