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[eisenrache]

[As the video comes on, just...expect this face. A lot of this face. He wasn't here/too busy being a native during the facial-hair plot, so please excuse his...reaction.]

The Gods must be getting bored, if this is all they can come up with to elicit a rouse from the population.

Though I have to say...

I am not amused.

[You've guessed it, guys. Turns out this bodyswap? Almost completely worthless. Except...

Erik now has muttonchops.

For the present moment, at least.]

If anyone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of a barber. A simple razor would do as well. I must get these off as soon as possible.

[Wow Erik, for your first official post to the network that isn't you being a piss-monster, you've got to be a dick. Oh well. Baby-steps, right?]

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[sebasher]

[Oh, you--two can play that game. Start with the big threats, then just do something petty and ridiculous in the end.]

A lovely face you have, old chap. Or rather, a lovely face I have at the mo. It would be a shame if something happened to it.

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[eisenrache]

Anything you try can be reciprocated, my friend.

Not that I don't already plan to make a few changes.

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[sebasher]

Is that a challenge, chum? I won't feel guilty by giving you a scar to match my own.

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[eisenrache]

I am not intimidated by scars.

Missing pieces, however.

[Yes, he means that.]

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[sebasher]

[He fully intends to pickpocket you, Erik. Every pocket. All of them.]

Lay a finger on my guns and you're in for losing all your pieces.

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[eisenrache]

Your guns? I have no interest in your weapons, Sebastian.

[But it's good to know your weakness. Thanks for that, bud.]

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[sebasher]

[His biggest weakness. He should just marry the things. He probably would, if it were legal.]

What, then? You've simply taken a dislike to my facial hair? My good fellow, I believe you need to find a new way to pass the time.

Enjoying the trick knee? Took a pistol ball to the back of the leg in my younger days. I've since learned to work with it, but I imagine you haven't.

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[eisenrache]

Your facial hair is offensive. I simply plan to remove it for the benefit of all of Asgard.

[He shakes his head.]

I plan on passing the time by simply hiding away and waiting for this curse to pass. The last thing I need to is to move around in this. [Yes, he's gesturing to all of him. Or you. Whichever you want to go with.]

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[sebasher]

You certainly have no true concept of what is and is not offensive. My dear sir, may I direct your attention to this?

[He holds up the maroon cape, tosses it side, and then holds up the Magneto helmet. You are a fashion horror, Erik.]

Of course, I'm certain you're already familiar with both items. I find the helmet particularly offenive.

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[eisenrache]

[wow someone got real petty real fast.

Not that it doesn't, you know, totally work. Erik be mad.]

You will not touch my belongings, Moran.

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[sebasher]

[He can turn most situations into a game when it suits him. This just so happens to be one of those situations.]

Then you won't be touching mine, will you?

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[eisenrache]

[yeah nice try.]

Alright. Your facial hair is safe.

[and that lie, right there, doesn't deserve this straight face.]

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[sebasher]

As are your belongings.

[Also a lie, clearly. No one is going to win here.]

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[eisenrache]

I'm glad we could come to an agreement.