erik lehnsherr. (
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asgardeventide2012-07-25 08:49 am
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[3 - video]
[As the video comes on, just...expect this face. A lot of this face. He wasn't here/too busy being a native during the facial-hair plot, so please excuse his...reaction.]
The Gods must be getting bored, if this is all they can come up with to elicit a rouse from the population.
Though I have to say...
I am not amused.
[You've guessed it, guys. Turns out this bodyswap? Almost completely worthless. Except...
Erik now has muttonchops.
For the present moment, at least.]
If anyone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of a barber. A simple razor would do as well. I must get these off as soon as possible.
[Wow Erik, for your first official post to the network that isn't you being a piss-monster, you've got to be a dick. Oh well. Baby-steps, right?]
The Gods must be getting bored, if this is all they can come up with to elicit a rouse from the population.
Though I have to say...
I am not amused.
[You've guessed it, guys. Turns out this bodyswap? Almost completely worthless. Except...
Erik now has muttonchops.
For the present moment, at least.]
If anyone would be so kind as to point me in the direction of a barber. A simple razor would do as well. I must get these off as soon as possible.
[Wow Erik, for your first official post to the network that isn't you being a piss-monster, you've got to be a dick. Oh well. Baby-steps, right?]
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A lovely face you have, old chap. Or rather, a lovely face I have at the mo. It would be a shame if something happened to it.
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Not that I don't already plan to make a few changes.
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Missing pieces, however.
[Yes, he means that.]
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Lay a finger on my guns and you're in for losing all your pieces.
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[But it's good to know your weakness. Thanks for that, bud.]
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What, then? You've simply taken a dislike to my facial hair? My good fellow, I believe you need to find a new way to pass the time.
Enjoying the trick knee? Took a pistol ball to the back of the leg in my younger days. I've since learned to work with it, but I imagine you haven't.
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[He shakes his head.]
I plan on passing the time by simply hiding away and waiting for this curse to pass. The last thing I need to is to move around in this. [Yes, he's gesturing to all of him. Or you. Whichever you want to go with.]
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[He holds up the maroon cape, tosses it side, and then holds up the Magneto helmet. You are a fashion horror, Erik.]
Of course, I'm certain you're already familiar with both items. I find the helmet particularly offenive.
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Not that it doesn't, you know, totally work. Erik be mad.]
You will not touch my belongings, Moran.
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Then you won't be touching mine, will you?
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Alright. Your facial hair is safe.
[and that lie, right there, doesn't deserve this straight face.]
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[Also a lie, clearly. No one is going to win here.]
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