004 - Forever Video

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[For whatever reason Train is making probably the most pathetic, annoyed pouty face a grown man of 25 could ever possibly make]

Man, I forget to look at this thing for days and then I learn when I do that everyone got a beard?
Laaaaaame.
I want a beard.
Well- not like a real one, but like at least one of those little chin stubble things.

...
Actually scratch that, I'll just end up laughing at myself in the mirror for days.

[Truly he only focuses on the most important things in life.]

Comments

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[requisite]

I know, right? Sooooo... you still want a stubble?

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[badluckdelivery]

Nah. Thinking about it I'd just look old.

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[requisite]

Aww man. Well, if you ever change your mind-- you know who to ask for!

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Actually I don't, I never got your name.

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[requisite]

Whoops. Better fix that. [ and he grins, wide, into the screen. ] Kaito Kuroba, professional mustache-artist, at your service.

What about you?

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[badluckdelivery]

Train Heartnet, currently unemployed.

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[requisite]

... Train? As in T-r-a-i-n? Or do you have some kind of a fancy spelling for it?

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[badluckdelivery]

No, that's how you spell it.

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[requisite]

... man. So you've probably heard all the train jokes, huh.

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Actually no, I haven't.

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[requisite]

Seriously? Betcha your friends were going way easy on you.

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[badluckdelivery]

My friends have other ways to make fun of me that aren't obvious and elementary school level.

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[requisite]

Oh yeah? Deets! Details! I wanna hear some stories.

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[badluckdelivery]

What? No, I'm not going to tell you how my friends call me a glutton....wait-

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[requisite]

A glutton? Man, I don't even wanna know how much you eat, then.

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I don't eat that much! I mean I have to keep my strength up, its not my fault he won't let me near the fridge sometimes!

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[requisite]

[ snerking and teasing-- ] I feel so sorry for your housemates right now. Must be tough to come home every day to an empty fridge--

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Actually I been trying to be nice and use the money from the hugging contest to get my food instead.

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[requisite]

-- hugging contest? [ looks like someone hasn't heard about that. brb squinting and judging-- ]

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[badluckdelivery]

Oh you must have got here after it. Well see, a while ago everyone started hugging each other not able to control it, and then it turned out it was a contest, and my house won.

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[requisite]

... man, the Gods sure have a weird sense of humour. So your house won by... hugging the most?

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Exactly.

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[requisite]

Leeeeeet me guess-- Sigyn.

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HEY! How'd you know?

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[requisite]

Huggiest house? It's obvious. You didn't expect me to guess Hel or Baldr, right?

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Pffft no, but we could have been Freya for all you know.