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[orgasmdonor]

[Guess who's trying to figure out the bracelet?

When it comes on, the first thing you see is the plaid green material of his kilt, then a tattooed arm.

You get a panoramic view of his room and then finally when it squares in on his face your greeted with an eyeful of blue hair, a spiked up mohawk. He lowers the video a little revealing the face of a guy with interesting facial hair eyeing the receiving end of the video with suspicious green eyes lidded with guy-liner.]

Guess the joke's on me.

I feel like I stepped into an episode of The Fairly Odd Parents. No one wished that no one else was special, right? Because that takes the fun right out of football helmets and handicapped parking.

Not that Ragnarok isn't a big deal but twenty minutes ago I was making a bacon, turkey, avocado. I'm not really cut out to add color anywhere. Appearances can be deceiving. Screw you and whatever horse you rode in on, Loki. Stereotyping doesn't make people want to work with you.

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[minifridge]

[w h a t]

....Dean?

[Did Dean go home and come back without memories and looking... freaky? He doesn't actually talk that much differently than Dean does, so she's wondering a... lot of things right now.]

video;

[orgasmdonor]

Civilization. Thank you! I was worried it was all faceless drones and castles.

... Who?

video;

[minifridge]

Dean Winchester?

video;

[orgasmdonor]

I think you're playing Twenty Questions wrong.

[Video]

[dragonspeak]

[Okay, he's known Dean has been busy, and Merlin hasn't seen him in a while. Apparently, this is what happens when you leave your friends unmonitored for a while.]

Your hair's blue.

[Guess who has the best observations.]

[Video]

[orgasmdonor]

It's also green, red, purple... it varies depending on my mood and what's playing on the radio when I'm getting ready for work.

I'm starting to feel like maybe I'm missing something.

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[stungun]

Another Loki, huh?

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[orgasmdonor]

I got the impression that he wasn't really the most reliable of Norse myth figures.

So, I'm not sure if it's a bad thing or not. I don't really want to stick around and find out. I remember something about a snake and snake venom and that sounds painful and not in the right ways.

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[stungun]

If it is, I'm with you in a bad spot, huh... I've been in Loki for almost three months now!

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[unfalteringly]

[ Oh my god why aren't you saying real words? Peeta really doesn't get most of what was just said and that's part of what makes him decide to reply ]

What's The Fairly Odd Parents?

[ Yup. Let's just focus on the important parts ]

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[orgasmdonor]

[You look like a kid. What kind of kid doesn't watch cartoons? He's in his twenties and it's still a Saturday morning ritual!]

It's a cartoon. Modern... as in the last decade. Timmy Turner's an average kid that no one understands.

[unfalteringly]

[ The kind of kid who doesn't have cartoons :c His life has been bleak without them ]

I don't know anyone named Timmy Turner though. [ Not even here. There's something he's not getting, here ]

[Video]

[bibliophile_annex]

Fairly...Odd...Parents?

I'm fairly sure that [whatever that is] has nothing to do with Asgard.

[Video]

[orgasmdonor]

It's a TV show and I was using it metaphorically.

[lorentzian]

[ Listening mostly with vaguely raised eyebrows, until he makes the quip about Loki. Then she chokes on a laugh, ducking her head, seriously unable to help herself. ]

I'm not sure you're going to get very far talking to the gods like that. By the way, there's two of them. I mean, two of Loki. So, you know. Miiiight want to be careful with that.

[ She's grinning, though. ]

[orgasmdonor]

Any idea why there's two? That doesn't really seem conducive to this place's plot point. Also, it'll be a little confusing. I want to know which one I need to deal with more often.

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[holyfight]

Bacon, turkey, and avocado?

[why hadn't she thought of that?]

Is there any ginger on it? What kind of bread did you use?

[that sounds yummy!]

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[orgasmdonor]

I'm 99.9% sure it was Italian loaf and as far as the ginger goes. It wasn't specifically requested so it didn't get put on.

( ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ )

[patronizing]

Is it truly that hard to comprehend what situation you’ve been pulled in to? [ she’ll be.. ignoring that comment about Fairly Odd Parents. ] It would seem that the gods haven’t quite explained to you what is going on. I suppose I have no choice but to take on the role of the messenger. Hmph, how troublesome.

( ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ )

[orgasmdonor]

No, it's pretty easy to comprehend just not really as easy to believe. I got the gist, all the ominous story telling and pleas for help but I'm really not the right guy to put in this boat so if you could tell me to the person that could beam me back? That'd be nice.

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[suppressthedark]

[Oh man, Ichigo likes your look, bro. DO YOU LIKE HIS ORANGE HAIR It's natural are you jealous

Anyway, he gives a little snort.]

The horse he rode in on? I think you've got that backwards.

[LOL NORSE MYTHS :D]

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[orgasmdonor]

That was the joke. I still can't believe this place is legitimate. I'm still waiting to wake up.

[video]

[suppressthedark]

[He snorts.]

You're gonna be waiting a long time.

[He shrugs, and then-]

Like your hair.

[Video]

[damnidjits]

[W h a t.

No seriously.

What.

Bobby will be staring incredulously now, because really? The guy sure looks and sounds like Dean, right down to the word choices, but there's no way this is Dean. Hell, he never expected any doppelgangers of Dean's to be like...well...this.]

Hate to break it to you, but this ain't no joke.

[Video]

[orgasmdonor]

Maybe not a joke but a really bad side effect of something. Maybe I'm in a coma and this is what's going on in my head.