You now have a beard. Is this awesome Y/N? N //(Video)

[suppressthedark]

[Hello, Asgard. There's an annoyed looking teenager glaring into the feed. "Normal for Ichigo," You say? Well, not exactly. For one, He now has a Beard that looks EXACTLY like his father's. (Not that anyone actually KNOWS who Isshin is except Orihime, but details)

Anyway, why has he decided to post to the network now? Well, that's a simple question with an easy answer.

To complain.]

Alright, what the hell is going on?!

[He angrily points to the orange scruff on his face, looking about ready to murder someone.]

I've shaved this damn thing off five times already, and it keeps growing back in an instant! It looks terrible!

[Oh Ichigo, be more vain about how you look. Or it might just be he looks way too much like his dad and he doesn't want to look like that crazy old goat.

At any rate, he groans, holding his head in his hand.]

Ugh... please tell me I'm not alone in this...

Comments

[suppressthedark]

Well...maybe, but I don't know if they even have motorcycles here.

[holyfight]

With all these people growing beards, if they don't, they should have! All the manliness will spontaneously grow a motorcycle!

[suppressthedark]

Wait, just like that?

[....Ichigo you've been hanging out with her too long.

You are completely fine with this?]

[holyfight]

Uhn! Maybe it'll fall from a tree or rise fully-formed from a lake!

[Hime, it's a motorcycle, not Excalibur]

[suppressthedark]

....Why a tree?

[Yes, because the tree part of it is the unbelievable part.]

[holyfight]

Because of the saying that things won't grow on trees! Well, what if a motorcycle did! That would be great! But you'd have to tend it very carefully and water it with motor oil!