ғᴏᴜʀ ✥ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ/ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ;

[auditor]

[ claudia seems to have a habit, and this habit is posting to the network during the morning. even when it's an accident, apparently! today, though, the post does not begin purposefully; the video records... nothing, only a quiet view of claudia auditore's suite. clean but rich in colors and details, much like the room one would expect of an italian renaissance noble. if more updated, of course. (someone is, clearly, not wearing her bracelet.) but the feed remains quiet for only so long. — a rose-ringed parakeet (recently, feral. has someone lost one of their blackmarket goods?) squawks. once, twice, thrice in alarm as a hair brush nearly collides with its small body. ]

E che cazzo, chiudi il becco!

[ the bird, instead, flies across the screen's corner to settle between books and a plant, all sitting on a high shelf. the window is open, but something about the suite must be awfully nice for it to tolerate thrown objects; it hasn't left for several days, now. some on the fourth floor residents of freya's welcome hall may have noticed. ]

When I finish with you...! Caterina will have bird for dinner. And she asks: "what is this lovely meal," I can tell her it's exotic chicken! Do you hear me! [ claudia is... wet. wearing a towel, of course. but wet. and she has something akin to a mane sticking to her neck and back: soft but long and thick. no wonder she wears her hair up, huh! that's one of those distinctive things people notice when someone is reaching for the recording device, you know. that, and the incredible volume of claudia's voice. ] Oh, because if I hear you one more time, I swear — uch! I'll use those pretty feathers to make new earrings, and —

[ oops, did someone realize she is being recorded in the middle of a tirade against a bird? the surprise passes, though, and claudia's face scrunches before the emotion releases in a heavy sigh. the feed cuts, suddenly. ]

Comments

Indeed.

[castoffskin]

[ What a splendid team they would make; Ja'far speaking in a tone that is 1000 years (not quite) older than Claudia's and Claudia...well, yes, these faces would be interesting ]

I heard this language on my past travels, and what I hear I often decide to study. In turn, hearing a language I do not understand

lmao, no. i meant that's what claudia's reply is in... translators are too much work.

[auditor]

If you want to learn italiano, you just have to ask.

we are clearly the most intelligent. and yes, they suck :T

[castoffskin]

Ah...I did not expect you to make it easy. Should I ask for the cost of it?

i rely on them for her italian. insert shaking and crying emote.

[auditor]

Teaching is its own reward! [ but she tilts her head, almost shaking it, and her smile twists a little. it's hard to say if she does or does not believe that. but claudia does enjoy teaching — that much is certain. ] Take me to dinner, and I'll teach you.

g-good luck!!! Just say that Claudia was knocked around too often if it gets found out!

[castoffskin]

[ So many uncertainties in the lines of their smiles; they are really quite the cheats here. Similarly the expression of humble suffering is more painted than real ]

This shall be within my means. However, I hope that I have not found yet another person who wishes to have me eat more than I do.

LMAO.

[auditor]

You don't eat a lot? Va bene. We'll just eat dinner more often, then.

[ a quick wink. ]

[castoffskin]

Very well, though I believe that I will never understand this particular compulsion.

Would you like to settle the date now?

[auditor]

I'll tell you when I do.