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❝ CLAUDIA AUDITORE ❞ ([personal profile] auditor) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-06-29 06:27 pm

ғᴏᴜʀ ✥ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴏɴ/ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ;

[ claudia seems to have a habit, and this habit is posting to the network during the morning. even when it's an accident, apparently! today, though, the post does not begin purposefully; the video records... nothing, only a quiet view of claudia auditore's suite. clean but rich in colors and details, much like the room one would expect of an italian renaissance noble. if more updated, of course. (someone is, clearly, not wearing her bracelet.) but the feed remains quiet for only so long. — a rose-ringed parakeet (recently, feral. has someone lost one of their blackmarket goods?) squawks. once, twice, thrice in alarm as a hair brush nearly collides with its small body. ]

E che cazzo, chiudi il becco!

[ the bird, instead, flies across the screen's corner to settle between books and a plant, all sitting on a high shelf. the window is open, but something about the suite must be awfully nice for it to tolerate thrown objects; it hasn't left for several days, now. some on the fourth floor residents of freya's welcome hall may have noticed. ]

When I finish with you...! Caterina will have bird for dinner. And she asks: "what is this lovely meal," I can tell her it's exotic chicken! Do you hear me! [ claudia is... wet. wearing a towel, of course. but wet. and she has something akin to a mane sticking to her neck and back: soft but long and thick. no wonder she wears her hair up, huh! that's one of those distinctive things people notice when someone is reaching for the recording device, you know. that, and the incredible volume of claudia's voice. ] Oh, because if I hear you one more time, I swear — uch! I'll use those pretty feathers to make new earrings, and —

[ oops, did someone realize she is being recorded in the middle of a tirade against a bird? the surprise passes, though, and claudia's face scrunches before the emotion releases in a heavy sigh. the feed cuts, suddenly. ]
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I did! [A little too defensive and he stops, taking a breath to calm himself. She's right gdi]

...Its just embarrassing.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[Let him just be a petulant child for a day to get it out of his system.]

...Yeah, I know.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
[You are getting such a flat look right now, Claudia.]
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
[He sighs, but there is a smile on his face at least.]

Glad someone's having fun.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm loose enough, thanks.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[...WHY YOU PEOPLE HATE HIS HAIR

STOP MAKING FUN OF IT /sobs]


Leave my hair out of this. It has nothing to do with me being loose.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[arggggh. What is it with you girls and HAIR. First Rapunzel, then Euri, now Claudia. He's really got to cut it off soon.]

Guess you can't. But its tempting to just cut it all off.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 07:29 pm (UTC)(link)
What a shame. Better do it quick it you want to.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. But if you want to try, knock yourself out.

[He might not be a ninja or assassin, but he can hide himself pretty well.]
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please don't notice that little sigh of relief there.]
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
No time for me? Awww.
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-04 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
G-go tell it to someone else!

[He is getting extremely read in the face very fast.]
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[personal profile] darkbreak 2012-07-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
You didn't read them to me at all.

[omg Claudia why r u doing thissss.]

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