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RAMSES ([personal profile] ramses) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-06-17 12:29 pm

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[how about a nice video post, asgard? have mr. egyptian here leaning back comfortably in a chair in his room, looking out the window in amusement as he runs a hand through his hair]

Such complaining about a little water, Asgard! It is about time for Akhet, where I come from -- the beginning of the year, and the annual flooding of the Nile River. If only those who had built these halls thought to accommodate for the possibility of a flood.

Ah, but perhaps one of the gods has experienced a loss recently. It is said the Nile floods because of the tears Isis sheds for her dead husband, Osiris.

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 05:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, why not? Pollen is pollen, isn't it?

[IT'S LOGICAL, WHAT]

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never heard of pollen?

Or just of gods getting hayfever?

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Pollen is what flowers release to fertilize their seeds and make them grow! And a lot of plants release it in spring and summer, and it irritates people's eyes and noses!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh heh, yes! I usually eat a little extra garlic or pepper and run a humidifier whenever it gets really bad outside!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a machine that makes water mist! So that the air in your house isn't as dry! It helps with a stuffy head!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-17 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, kind of! Except you don't have to go to the bath house for it!

Although you could do that, too, but it wouldn't be as sanitary...

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
No, I mean! Going with a runny nose wouldn't be exactly sanitary, right? No one wants snot in the bathwater, eh heh!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[she does notice that he looks a little surprised, so it might be time for a change of subject]

So...

What are Egyptian bath houses like?

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! So they're more like a spa than a Japanese bath house!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
You've never been to your own bath houses? Do you have a private one, then?

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Eh heh, geez, it'd be nice to have your own bath house! You could have such a good time whenever you wanted!

There might be a public bath house around here somewhere! I should ask around!

[personal profile] holyfight 2012-06-18 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
But baths are fun!

Ahh--! I'll have to go sometime! I haven't been to one in a while because our rooms have their own bathroom!

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