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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

[The feed starts, showing a very unimpressed woman. The last time she checked, snowmen weren't supposed to insult you. They were meant to inanimate and quiet so people like her could knock them over.]

Goddamn worthless lump of snow! Next time I see that bastard, I'm kicking his ass so hard he won't know what hit him.

[Because no one insults Helen's eyes. Or her teeth. Or her forehead. Or anything for that matter. Her pride is wounded, and that's just not cool. She grits her teeth and mutters under her breath, loud enough for anyone listening closely to hear.]

Ch'. Why'd it have to be snow. Would've been nice to not have to see it again.

Comments

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[takebow]

Yeah, but it's just snow either way.

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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

Smartassed snow. Really smartassed snow.

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[takebow]

...What was yours doing?

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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

Being a rude bastard. Just throwing out insult after insult, you know?

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[takebow]

...Weird. That's not what the one in my district did at all.

But you prolly shouldn't let something like a snowman get to you, right?

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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

What did yours do?

...Yeah. You're probably right. It's a bit stupid, really.

[But she's still annoyed ;;]

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[takebow]

...Asked for a kiss.

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[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

What.

[takebow]

...Yup.

[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

...I would have punched that bastard!

[takebow]

......It was actually a -- female snowman, if that makes sense.

[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

So we've got a kissing snow...woman. And an insulting snowman. What the hell next!?

[takebow]

I heard there was another one asking riddles...

[makestrouble.livejournal.com]

Riddles?!

[Good thing she didn't meet that one ;3;]