001 - Video

[dog-in-training.livejournal.com]

[Greetings, everyone. Not that you can expect many greetings right now, since for some reason there is a crying teenage girl being shown on video.]

I... I lost?! To a snowman?! How could I lose to a snowman of all things?! They can't even breathe!

[Yes, this is clearly the most terrible thing that could ever happen, for she is bawling.]

Comments

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[dog-in-training.livejournal.com]

...Huh? Bark?

[She is genuinely confused! What's that about bark? This piques her dog-like nature. She didn't hear any barking.]

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

It's a figure of speech.

[Has she seriously not heard it?]

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[dog-in-training.livejournal.com]

No, I know that, but... I don't remember anything beyond the usual challenge and pointing out how bad I was doing.

[Nah, she just doesn't understand most insults because smack talk happens so often and usually just means "Let us battle in an epic way!"]

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Huh. The guy was throwin' out all kinds of lame insults when I bumped into him.

[Maybe he just hates hedgehogs.]

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[dog-in-training.livejournal.com]

Yeah! The usual challenge!

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[waypastcool.livejournal.com]

Guess that is one way to challenge somebody.