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[ evenin' asgard. how you doin'? okay? that's nice. mako still thinks this is bullshit ok but whatever, that's already been established and probably isn't going to change any time soon. a couple of you might recognise the grumpy runner from day 84!? (if you haven't seen him on runs since then, it's because he's started running at... five am. omfg you lunatic.)

do you know how fucking unnerving it is to know you are on the sixth fucking floor of the house, and then look out the window and find it's actually apparently just the second? APPARENTLY REALLY FUCKING UNNERVING. and that's really freaking weird, so mako can't really do his usual "i am going to sit half out the window and stare at the night like the goddamn batman" thing.

so.

so, he is just hoboing it up on the steps of the back porch like a friggin' hobo, taking up a lot of space and lounging and whatever. seriously, the guy's 6'2", he can take up a lot of space when he wants to. ]

So is it a thing in everyone's worlds to go up to random people and start talking to them when they're busy, or is that just something you've picked up here? [ LMAO GUESS WHO IS KIND OF PISSED ABOUT HIS INTERRUPTED RUNNING TIME OK ] It gets kind of annoying.

[ a tiny, irritated huff, and he runs a hand through his hair mako why is your hair always such a friggin' mess, bro ]

Anyways. I'm looking for a job, since I can't exactly do what I did back home here. Got anything?

[ reaching up to switch off the feed, then pausing. ]

A gym with decent weights and a couple heavy bags would be good too.

[ /FEED ]

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Inconceivable. What'th your angle, huh?

[He's trolling, mostly. And he'd troll even harder if he knew he was freaking Mako out, and if he knew Mako thought he was a spirit he would so bullshit his way through that for shits and giggles.]

[ COOL UNDER FIRE THAT IS HIS ANGLE if he started flipping his shit over something little like this he'd be a loser. ]

I try and mind my own business.

I don't think that anthwerth my quethtion.

[Just trying to troll now.]

[ nope.avi

SIGH, a shrug

will you please stop talking to him spirit troll goblin thing ]

Who said I have one?

[SIIIIIGH.]

Okay, we can play thith game if you want. One, you're human, and you guyth thuck at handling weirdnethh. It'th your defining trait, along with being hornlethh squithy freakth. Two, your clotheth are like at leatht hundredth of sweepth out of date, which putth you BEHIND motht the other humanth here, who flipped their thhit anyway. Tho, if you are not currently freaking out, you are either inthane, which I am not ruling out, or you're trying to hide it for thome reathon. Tho, let'th try again- what'th your angle?

[ mako frowns, and shuts his eyes for a moment, and there's the slightest sigh; congratulations sollux, you're starting to annoy him. but he answers, not particularly interested in putting forth the effort that would end up with uh. unfriendly people or whatever i am really tired. ]

There's no bending, people don't stay dead, and the whole place looks like Ummi's Drowner went to town on it. I am honestly not interested in why you look like a língguài, kid.

[ in other words, mako thinks this is the spirit world whooops ]

Edited 2012-06-12 01:29 (UTC)

[Shit he's going to have to look that up. This just got interesting.

WHY DOESN'T THIS PLACE HAVE AN INTERNET.]

How do you know I'm not?

[ let's pretend there's some legitimate lore for goblin spirits in atla okay and let's pretend it's a really obvious answer like língguài can't talk and have bending affiliations and stuff

which is the obvious reason mako is just giving sollux a VERY FLAT LOOK

i am contradicting myself aren't i ]

Then it's really not my business.

[Don't you flat look at him sir he can make his looks flatter. He doesn't even have visible pupils or irises to get in his way.]

Are you worried I'll get pihhed off?

[ shut up

yes ]

You'd know why if you were.

That doethn't mean I wouldn't fuck with you over whether or not you knew it.