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((Attempted filter from England and any nation that might stop him))
Man, all of a sudden people've stopped singing. I was really liking that....!

OH RIGHT BUT!!! Is there anyone from earth? Like the same earth I'm from; with countries like England, France, and uh, that one guy with the lisp. OH and the mumbling grumbly guy; Sweden, I think. And me, too, I guess...?

Oh! and what year are you guys from? I mean like you, the people, of the united settlers of Asgard. Seems like everyone's from like 2000, which I can't seriously be the only one?!

Right, so just fill me in! I kinda wanna know about the future and things, so you should tell me!

((ooc; oh btw? America's filters suck 8| feel free to hack it. Also wow ignore how i fail))

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I am from Earth...from the United States of America, to be precise.

And it was 2019 when I was brought here.

[But in his opinion? Not much has been happening lately.]

Oh wow, you're even further than England....

OKAY No, but that's perfect, it means I get a one up on him and bragging rights. Right so!!! Fill me in on the like. Last three hundred years.

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[audio] SHOULD HE BE SCARED...

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Re: [audio] NO AMERICA IS THE LEAST FRIGHTENING

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[audio] ALSO WHAT DO I KNOW ABOUT AMERICAN HISTORY SOB

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Re: [audio] LOL weeping

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[O H . . . How... a w k w a r d . . .

England... laughs... it's a very forced "hah... ahaha...ahahahaha...hahaaa" affair. No, Arthur, keep your mouth shut, keep it shut, don't say a thing--]

About time, yeah? Haha...ha...

..........

Well, I gotta keep up with current affairs, right?

video; ALWAYS RUDE

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Re: video; WAIT THIS ISNT RUDE AT ALL...:

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IT'S ALWAYS RUDE. HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THE BROWS

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i alway see england eyebrows THEY ARE THE UNIVERSE

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nika hold me england is in a weird mood

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of course he's in a weird mood, america is exploiting him /hugs

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The guy with the lisp?

[... He's not sure if he understands that particular statement, but.]

2030. I'm from America...

Ah-hah, woah! That's even further than the other guy! Wait do you know history? The last guy didn't.

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[What the even

who are you

you sound like Denmark and the Sword Brethren combined]

Who are y'?

America! Have you forgotten me or something?

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What do you want to know?

Why England's a weirdo lately.

((Wait, wasn't England always a weirdo?))

video; cool as ICE amirite

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Re: video; oh~~ you're as cold as ice....land. /sings

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Wow, 2000 was a long time ago. Well, maybe not a long time ago but almost fifty years.

Geez!!! Everyone keeps time traveling forward!! So, you're from 2050, right? Do YOU know history?

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Who are you?

Alfred F Jones, at your service, ma'am! Or well, If you're American you might need to throw me a bone first.

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video;

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What guy with a lisp? ( Wait, this guy's talking a lot about countries so does that mean they're from home too? But he's never heard this voice before in his life. ) Ay, who are you?

He's this one guy to the south! Sometimes he gives us grief, but he's not as bad as France.

Uh, I'm Alfred! Alfred F Jones.

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I'm from Earth. It's the 25th century for me.

.... Wait, 25th century, that's.....

((counts on his fingers.))

Wait, no, I got lost uhm....

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Hey, you one of those country-people?

((LOL UHM if that's the face he's making on the feed, America is internally screaming.))

....Not.... Technically.

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America? Hmm, I'm from 2012. You help me out a lot and stuff!

Oh! Wow, really? Like how?

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_{[ wOW LOUD PERSON HE DOESN'T REALLY LIKE THIS. ]}

I ain't from Earth. Any Earths. I ain't sure wwhat you're goin' on about, but must you be so fuckin' loud? Some people are tryin' to do important things like contemplate all the mistakes they'vve made in their life cycle.

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Wow, that doesn't sound like very much fun. Or very good for your health. You should do something happy and exciting!!!

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I'm from..Earth. 1931, I think [The question strikes him as a little odd, but no harm in answering it right?]

Wait a second.

Did you just say Sweden was a guy?

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