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[Hi, Asgard! Mary's face pops up very suddenly.]

Hey, Merlin, Morgana- I'm on my way home, I picked up dinner. See you soon.

[She presses a button on the bracelet, but obviously not the right one, as it keeps playing. The scene changes as she walks outside into... some random-ass part of what appears to be Odin that's most likely utterly unfamiliar to anyone who doesn't actually live there. Mary's humming a tune that she honestly doesn't know, but has been in her head for days. She isn't a stripper, contrary to the video, but she is sporting some pretty rad hot pants and mud on her cowboy boots.

After a few seconds the music overwhelms her- she runs at a streetlight and spins on it with the arm not carrying food, bursting into song. She's a pretty good singer, shockingly.]

What's the time? Well it's gotta be close to midnight!
My body's talking to me, it says time for danger.
[She obviously has no idea she's being recorded, and has started to stop random faceless people and sing with them.]
It says I wanna commit a crime- wanna be the cause of a fight.
I wanna put on a tight skirt and flirt with a stranger.

[Mary goes on like that, singing to the stars as she goes through the streets, running her free hand through her hair in obvious pent-up energy. By the time she gets to Thor, she's reached a sadder, slower part of the song, and has stopped to sing right at a confused-looking gray person.]

In the evening, I've got to roam,
Can't sleep in the city of neon and chrome-
feels too damn much like home when the Spanish babies cry.
So let's find a bar so dark we forget who we are...

[She gets visibly pissed-off suddenly, turning around and whipping the box in her hand at the building across the street, narrowly missing hitting a gray person in the head. Her bracelet goes flying too, hitting some gray person in the eye and just catching her almost screaming the last line.]

Where all the scars from the nevers and maybes DIE!
Let's go-

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[...it's Mary, so Merlin will actually hold his tongue and not say anything about the singing. For once.

Doesn't mean he can't cough and smile a bit obvious, though that could easily be attributed to the other good news.]

The house has been too quiet without you.

[-What the- oh god. So it was public. Super! Cool. She can be cool.

And pretend she didn't just throw their dinner at a wall in a fit of immaturity.]

Hey, I come back sometimes.

Not enough. [He's just teasing...and okay, maybe he's missed having you around.] I mean, Morgana and I had to practically bribe you back with the cheesecake.

[Speaking of food, though...his eyes dart away innocently.] Sooooo I'm guessing we'll be making dinner after all?

...Yeah, I think so. Um. I think I hurt somebody.

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[ small smirk. ]

Impressive.

Don't say anything.

[ not a word, just the smirkiest of all smirks. ]

Shut up.

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[ the important question here is: ]

Hold on, why did you only address Merlin and Morgana?

Because you don't get any. Obviously.

And why the Hell not? What am I being blamed for this time?

Language like that, first of all.

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i honestly dunno why she nerds out only over him

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lmfao idk it's adorable tho

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You too, huh?

[Adlfskjgfgf embarrassed.]

Yeah... I didn't even know the song. I felt like I was living a musical.

At least you were good.

Oh- no, that was- awful.

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[O lawd. Just this face. ASK NO QUESTIONS, RORY. ASK NO QUESTIONS.]

Uh...it's actually...not even close to midnight...

[Okay she is turning like five shades of pink right now, but maintaining an impressive poker face.]

Tell that to whoever wrote that song. I have no idea what it was.

I don't either. [Rory clearly isn't up to date with his 1990s musicals set in New York. Don't judge him. But Mary didn't make fun of his sudden burst into song, so he won't make fun of hers.] The singing was actually really good, by the way. I'm impressed.

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Um--Miss--Miss-- [lsdkjfa;lkjf;lasdk what is with this singing--]

Er.

...

You sing. Well.

-Uh.

[Scream embarrassed WHY.]

Really? You think so?

[s l o w l y n o d d i n g don't say anything stupid don't say anything stupid don't say anything stupid- ]

And you also dance w--[fuck shit fuck bugger fuck it all] No! No, I mean--

[shit what do women like to hear that isn't sleazy oh no oh no]

Y-you're very--

--responsible!

[... sodding wanker shut it already]

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[Just going to watch and wow, this is actually nice to watch? If there's one thing that Diva has made Cheriour do, it's unconsciously appreciate how pretty she sings and dances around.]

[When she throws the bracelet, though, he snaps back to reality.]

Miss! I hope you didn't hurt anyone, oh dear...

Miss? I haven't been gone that long. You remember my name, don't you?

A-ah!

[BRB BEING FLUSTERED]

Mary! Yes, your name is Mary. Sorry for saying that, mi-Mary!

Sorry, I...I was just distracted by how beautiful that was. Erm.

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