ANONYMOUS TEXT

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'Anonymous' can choose to reply should he find it kinder to do so.

A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.

Do not tarry with embellishments.

A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?

I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.

My only clause - Keep it interesting.

[[ OOC | Unless stated otherwise, all replies will be perma-anon; perma-text. ]]

Comments

anon;

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what if anon was a girl huh? or any criminals for that matter

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Statistically less likely. What made you think they would be exempt from inquiry?

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yeah statistically it's not really likely most of the time but when it comes down to defying the heternormativity some chicks would probably use that

no one suspects women of being able to do anything horrendous

which you probably know that

but i felt like it was a good point to argue even if they're not exempt. call it being politically correct but "they" or "you" is kind of better than the all encompassing "he" all things considered

[He's just being himself-- don't take him too seriously.]

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This would depend on the kind of women one is familiar with. Have you faced a woman's scorn? Is this why you so easily point this out, sir? or has one bested you in some manner?

I've yet to meet any woman worth my attention.

[ She is not any woman, she is the woman - he thinks privately to himself. ]

But clearly, you have.

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that's probably the point: "worth my attention". it's like implying that a ham sandwich tastes better without the ham

[And Desmond sometimes just likes to argue.]

so i guess you might want to hide under your bed or something when people find this they might come after you man

the only scary woman i've really had mad at me was a former co-worker. don't screw around with a five foot chick that can throw guys twice her size over a bar

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Then that makes it not a ham sandwich but bread. Your euphemisms are most inaccurate.

Why would I hide? Hence why I take the guise of anonymity. I am hidden in plain sight, it will be nearly impossible to find me.

[ NO HOLMES, you are the worst anon ever. ]

[ Five foot four? THE HEIGHT OF HIS PSUEDOGIRLFRIENDTHING. B( he'll just meekly add. ]

I sympathise entirely.

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plain sight

okay

sure i'll buy into that

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but now i'm just convinced you're a woman

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Perhaps, I am.

[ He wants to see how far he can test the guise of anonymity. The ingenuity of the prowess of his disguises (anonymity is of course, one of them). As an afterthought he quietly types in: ]

Teehee.

[ Surely, that makes him entirely womanly. ]