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SHERLOCK HOLMES. ([personal profile] deductions) wrote in [community profile] asgardeventide2012-05-17 10:50 pm

ANONYMOUS TEXT

'Anonymous' can choose to reply should he find it kinder to do so.

A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.

Do not tarry with embellishments.

A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?

I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.

My only clause - Keep it interesting.

[[ OOC | Unless stated otherwise, all replies will be perma-anon; perma-text. ]]
occulthymns: (hard to foresee)

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[personal profile] occulthymns 2012-05-17 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would anyone admit stuff like that?? That just sounds stupid.
tempus_frangit: (Sketch the trees and daffodils)

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[personal profile] tempus_frangit 2012-05-17 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[She sort of gets what you're trying to say, but that doesn't mean she's going to be of any help.]

You keep using big words. Like my brother. Are you reading from a book too? [Never mind that this way a written text. She gives an exaggerated shrug.]

Why do you want to know what people have been doing? That's noooosyyyy.

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[personal profile] sealwithakiss 2012-05-17 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I don't see the point of your inquiry.

Why should anyone tell you anything?
sebasher: (Tell me something I don't know.)

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[personal profile] sebasher 2012-05-17 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Napoleon of crime, eh? Only one of those. And thanks, Sherlock. Now he knows he can reply anonymously. He'd love to brag about himself, but no. It's ungentlemanly.]

He isn't here.

Beside that, who's asking?
clockeyes: (because if they were to live)

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[personal profile] clockeyes 2012-05-17 04:33 pm (UTC)(link)
What if you are not a criminal, but know and hunt down people who perform criminal acts and get away with them?
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[personal profile] flattered 2012-05-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Murder. Treason. Even dabbled a bit in kidnapping. I hope that's interesting enough for you.

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[personal profile] zothiquekey 2012-05-17 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a secret.

[...Napoleon of crime. That title, above all, makes her suspicious. There may be James Moriartys in other worlds, other timelines, but few would so boldly ask about him.]

What is your relation to that man?
Edited 2012-05-17 17:57 (UTC)
accommodated: (ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ʜᴀs ʙʟɪɢʜᴛ)

anon;

[personal profile] accommodated 2012-05-17 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
what if anon was a girl huh? or any criminals for that matter
Edited 2012-05-17 19:15 (UTC)
dark_matter: (I turn my back to you)

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[personal profile] dark_matter 2012-05-17 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Outside of Asgard, assorted covert shady business, mostly government sponsored; in Asgard, petty bullshit that bores me.
thawing: (can i bring you out in the light)

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[personal profile] thawing 2012-05-17 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[she will be stalking this post oh yes.

but not before a tiny little:]


thank you.


[Lisbeth Salander...actually thanking someone. Well, to be fair it is on the pseudo internet. She'd always felt freer to speak there than face to face with someone.]
observer: ((t) i own the right to let go)

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[personal profile] observer 2012-05-17 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Out of pure curiosity, how many do you estimate would be silly enough to brag about their dirty deeds?
madamemoiselle: 「manga.adagio」 (wow that's really interesting ❧)

video; omfg I am laughing so hard DIVA WHY...

[personal profile] madamemoiselle 2012-05-17 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most of the response seem to be "but who would be dumb enough to admit it?" Well, that would be Diva. And she's come up so often!]

Oh, I would be, but that just kind of happens because of what I eat! Ah, but I guess before I explain that, you're probably from a pretty normal place, right? A lot of people don't believe me when I tell them, for some reason...
ryuuzaki: (facepalm)

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[personal profile] ryuuzaki 2012-05-18 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting, but I'll be surprised if you turn up much new information.
Edited 2012-05-18 02:33 (UTC)
the_good_doctor: (he's too wasted)

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[personal profile] the_good_doctor 2012-05-19 09:46 am (UTC)(link)
And 'anonymous' really thinks he has any claim to the name.