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'Anonymous' can choose to reply should he find it kinder to do so.

A point of inquiry. Information is a foundation to my methods.
I cannot work with insufficient data so you're concise and honest inputs would be most appreciated.

Do not tarry with embellishments.

A show of hands, how many of you consider yourself part of the criminal class?
What have you done in Asgard or before your arrival?

I will take the answer of every petty thief and Napoleon of crime.
Take this as an open invitation to brag, if you will.

My only clause - Keep it interesting.

[[ OOC | Unless stated otherwise, all replies will be perma-anon; perma-text. ]]

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omakjsdkas delirium. mOu Om /sandman geek

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I am defined by nosiness. Trademarked by curiosity.
And literary dulcet is an effect of my place of origin before coming here.
But I am not taking from source.

I FEEL SO HAPPY PEOPLE KNOW WHO SHE IS FGBHNJM <3

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Right. Ok. That's ok then. [And then she smiles at you, Mr. Nosy Text Man]

I had a dulce once. It was sticky and runny but it was good and sweet. Really good.

ksdkadas she's my favourite. asjdaks.

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That 'dulce' is not offending anyone.

It's not the first inquiry I'm going to care to make.
Yet, you've actually yet to answer whether or not you have any affiliation.

i'm so glad ;_; i hope i can do her justice..!

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Oh. Um. [And she hesitates, before shrugging again.]

I did some. Stuff.

She's great so far asdaskjda.

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Expound if you'd care too.
I'd love to hear it.

i try, i really do ijnhbgvfuhj /)__(\ thank you

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Um. It was. A long time ago. I forget.

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But you know you did something and care enough to bring it up.

Why?

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Because. We all do things. You do things. Things do things. Everything does... something else. [She has a triumphant smile on her face because really, in her world she's won.]

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T believe the proper term you're seeking, Madam - is action.

But you haven't quite done anything yet.

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[And the smile turns into a peal of laughter.]

You called me "madam."

oh welp, thats suppose to be an I wtf. adkasjd.

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Is that not what you are?

it's ok it looks like one ;D del can't tell anyway

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I'm. Me.

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Then who are you?

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That's a silly question. A silly silly question. You should know who I am. You ought to.

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I am afraid not, madam. Indulge me in trifles.

Why would I - a blank face - in particular, ought to know who you are?

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I already told you. I'm me. You weren't listening.

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A name, Madam.

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Why do you want my name? Don't you have one?

That's sad. Not having a name.

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No. I do not. It is a perk of anonymity.

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You know what I think?

I think you do have a name. But you just don't want to use is. Is it something awful?

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It is the most awful of names.

But I do want to know what you think.

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I think.

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The cherries lied. I didn't grow up to be a kangaroo.

But I s'pose. Maybe I haven't grown up yet. That's why I'm not a kangaroo.

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Neither am I. I imagine the pouch to be quite inconvenient and cherries are the worst of liars.

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It would have been fun though.

I mean. It woulda been better than the me I am now.

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Then who are you, I inquire again.