asgardeventide | Meet 765 Pro! [Video] Yes, this is a six-way intro

Ohoho! Greetings, Asgard! Once again, it’s Santa Mami! Here today, she has a very special show for all of her fans! It’s time for...Meet 765 Pro: Asgard edition! Let’s start with our first idol...

[And she runs up to a table where five girls are just sitting and eating. They are all used to Mami’s shenanigans, so they only look for a second before continuing their conversations.]

First up, is our very own Yayoicchi! House, Sigyn! Character type...“Uuu~uuu! Let’s all work hard and raise money for our breakfast, yaaay!"

[Yayoi looks up in surprise as she hears her name.] Eh? Was that me? I don't have to raise money just for breakfast...

[Still, she smiles and waves at the camera.] Um, hi everyone! I'm Yayoi Takatsuki! I don't know how much I can do, but I'll do my best with everyone to help bring all the color back! It looks too sad to leave it the way it is, right? So let's all continue to get along!

Don't forget, everyone! Breakfast is the most important meal of the day! And next up, we have MikiMiki! Her angelcakes are lovely like always! House, Freya! Character type...“Hello, honey! Are you going to eat that onigiri? Can MikiMiki have it?”" Ufufu...we all know where that food goes, MikiMiki!

[ And Miki stops chomping on a pastry for a moment when she hears Mami direct her. She's still got a bit of chocolate on her cheek.. ]

Ah, ah.. Mami! Did you say Onigir-- [ OH CAMERA HELLO Miki smiles and waves, hurriedly rising from her seat and waving excitedly. ]

O-Oh, hello, everybody! I'm Miki Hoshii! But you can just call me Miki-chan, hehe. Miki likes to sparkle, eat, and sleep. And her breasts are really big, like va-va-voom! Um, and Miki guesses.. that's it.. Bye!!

W-well said, MikiMiki! Truly inspiring! Uwoah, and next we have Forehe—ah, Iorin! Please don’t look at Mami like that! House, Freyr! Character type, "Bonjour, everyone! I-it’s not like I want to introduce myself, but hello!"

[Iori flusters at her friend's impression of her, glaring at Mami immediately. Though it seems like her sudden aggression is only to cover up her apparent embarrassment.]

I-I don't sound like that! Besides, what was that you almost said-?! Erm...

[Oh wait, we're still filming. Iori, as if flipping a switch, nervously smiles at the camera in a most saccharine manner. Was she really yelling at Mami just a second ago...?]

Ah... Um... Hello! My name is Iori Minase, leader of the super idol unit Ryuuguu Komachi. I'm honored to be chosen by the Gods to help restore their homeland. A smart and pretty idol like me will definitely bring color and happiness to such a gray and dingy place. Trust in the world's most beautiful Super Idol to brighten everyone's hearts, okay? Nihihi~♪

Ah...is she done yet? Quickly, let's move on! We also have a very special Ohimechin with us today! House is top secret! Character type is top secret princess! Ufufu~. Maybe she’s an alien from the moon she loves so much!

[ Takane glances mildly up after dabbing at her mouth with a napkin, the perfect picture of poise. Indeed, she's already sporting a faint smile. ]

Mami, you must take care with presumption, lest it prove your thoughts unfounded.

[ the gaze turns more direct now, though the smile remains. A small nod of the head. No, it really doesn't look like she's going to deny any of Mami's claims. INFORMATION, WHAT IS THAT. ]

To the inhabitants of Asgard, may the day find you well. I am Takane Shijou. I, too, shall strive to invoke a colorful presence, while remaining as constant as the elegant sphere that blesses us with a soothing light from on high.

It's secret-code! Always reliable! And next to last, we have Chihaya-oneesan! She’s in house Freyr, just like Ohimechin! ...Oops! Character type; “My chest may be flat...but my heart and melodies are even bigger!

[ It takes ALL of Chihaya's willpower not to choke on the biscuit she'd been nibbling on, but a short, strangled sound escapes her throat anyway- she's better after one quick drink of water later, but If looks could kill, Mami would be a living popsicle by now. ]

M-Mami-!!

[ Mindful of the fact that they're on the air, Chihaya recovers admirably and give a restrained, polite nod, even though she's flushing bright red and her eyes are just... not meeting the camera. ]

... Chihaya Kisaragi. I... will do what I can to help everyone out, so if there's anything I can do, please don't hesitate to ask.

Well-said! Chihaya-oneesan has a great singing voice! And last, but definitely most important, we have...Mami Futami! House is Loki! Character type is sexy big sister type! Also, the top idol! She's the leader of the party, and her levels are out of this world!

[Well, Mami has completely ruined this peaceful dinner if the background is to be believed. Iori is huffing at Yayoi, Chihaya's red in the face...at least Takane and Miki are the same always!]

Thank you for tuning in, everyone! Once again, this was your Sexy Goddess Host, Mami Futami! Please watch for 765 Pro in the future, ufufu...

[ooc; OKAY! Six way intro. Yellow is

geminidol, orange is

hitouch, blue is

sora_wo_koete, green is

sleepyidol, pink is

rabbitdere, and carmine is

classifidol! Mami will reply to every/almost every tagger in this entry, but you'll get an additional idol or two for your trouble!]

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

I see... I didn't realize food could be so deviously charming, either.

W... when a man is hungry... Food become the most beautiful thing in the world.

... I see.

Well, I don't... particularly care either way. [ NOPE, NOT AT ALL ]

C'mon, Kisaragi... Cheer up. It's not like you can't judge a girl's heart and talents simply by her assets!

It's okay...

... I'm used to these sorts of scenes.

Eh...? Do they really pick on you a lot...?

Huh!? Ah- no, nothing like that.

... they're a lot more eye-catching, that's all.

... That's not true. You have your own special appeal, you know.

... do you really think so?

[ This is said less out of any inherent self-doubt or a wish to hear someone else praise her... and more in surprise at how he seems to have no middle ground between 'foot in mouth' and 'knows what to say.' ]

I know so! So don't get down in the dumps about it.

...

Thank you, Hamazura-san.

Don't sweat it. So... How did you ended up meetin' with all of them?

... well, we're all part of the same idol production company, 765 Productions. I suppose you could say that it was by chance.

I thought the idol world was really competitive, but you guys look like you get along well.

It is, but... we do things a little bit differently.

Then would you call this 'friendly competition'?

... nothing quite so dramatic... it's just how those two are.

I see. I've got a gang back at home who act the same way.

You do? Are they good friends of yours, too?

[Hm... The people he knows treat him badly constantly, but he knows that they're nice people.]

Heh... For better or worst. They're definitely my comrades.