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[today on the network, there's a video of a purple-haired woman, looking impeccably styled and made up as usual. she'll clear her throat and wave to the camera before speaking up]

Hello, Asgard! If we haven't met already, my name is Rarity, and I do hope we'll all get along nicely! I hope all of you are settling in nicely since your arrival.

However, today I am not just here to introduce myself. I have a very important question!

Might anyone be familiar with the process of acquiring some real estate outside of the rooms we are given in our Houses? I am familiar with how to do so in Ponyville, but I assume acquiring any sort of establishment here may be a bit different! You see, I would rather like to open my boutique here, if possible ... !

[she sighs, wistfully recalling the Carousel Boutique in Ponyville, where everything had been set up just the way she liked -- her studio, her shelves, the counter, the fitting room ... but she'll shake it off, and clasp her hands together with a smile]

Thank you very much in advance for your help!

Comments

[parasiteye]

You fucking liar!!!! [ sdjkgsk SHAKING HIS BRACELET ]

[madamemoiselle]

[LMFAO HAHAHA KAZ]

I'm not a liar! [she totally is though] Hey, maybe Vino is sending them to freak you out, you know? It looks like it's working.

[parasiteye]

Who the fuck is Vino?!

[madamemoiselle]

My bodyguard, stupid! I just told you about him!!

[parasiteye]

I know that but who is he?? And if you're the murderer why do you even need a bodyguard?!

[madamemoiselle]

Well obviously I'm not telling you that. It was just a hint! If you were paying attention to anything about me, you would have known right away.

[hmphs!!!!!!] And I need a bodyguard because I don't really feel like dying. You sent Cheriour out to get me, Kaz. So I'm just making sure that I'm covered.

[parasiteye]

What!! No I didn't! --And if I did I'd kick his ass myself since you're still alive!

[madamemoiselle]

Idiot, obviously you did! He called me to ask a bunch of questions! Since you seemed to have left so many details out, I just told him everything.

[parasiteye]

--What did you tell him.

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, now you're concerned, aren't you? Take a guess.

[parasiteye]

I swear if you told him I killed anyone I will murder you because that was all you, not me!

[madamemoiselle]

But you did, Kaz. You were my accomplice. That makes you just as guilty as me. I told him about Shu. About Vanitas. About the bodies we dumped in the sewer. Because both of our bite marks are on them. And they're really, really different, aren't they.

[Coldly,] You're the one that went to Cheriour. The moment you told him anything, I had no obligation to protect you anymore. Remember, I died protecting that secret.

[parasiteye]

Yeah--and then you bit me and tried to run my life!

[madamemoiselle]

It's better than being dead, isn't it?

[parasiteye]

Fuck you!! [ msdglkgs HANGS UP ANGRILY >8( and...scaredly fffffuuuaaaahhhhhhhhhhh he's going to have a heart attack ]