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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey.  I’m not into public introductions, it feels like AA or something.  Name’s Rudolf Ushiromiya, just got a few questions here for the rest of you.

Anyone know how exactly they decide where you go?  It’s like a horoscope, right?  Personalities and all that.  So what’s the formula, if you want specifics, it’d be Baldr.  If you don’t like how they judged you, who do you talk to about getting a switch?  I don’t like the idea of somebody just assuming who I am.

Oh yeah, and what kind of jobs are up for grabs, or businesses that might be needed.  This suite doesn’t really suit my tastes.  …And I guess I’m gonna have to buy cigarettes.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Guess it's a pretty easy way to date. Hardly satisfying, though. Besides, half the point of bar fights are to impress the women.

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[badluckdelivery]

This is assuming women think drunken brawls are attractive.
Which...I don't think they do.

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, I think so. Just under ten others from our family were killed before me, and then my wife and I were attacked, pretty sure I heard her scream, so...yeah, yeah I definitely died.

[It was all pretty sudden, after all]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Hey, thanks, you're A+, I wouldn't have figured that out otherwise.

[:( But...his joke...]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

I didn't say it worked, just that it's what guys try to do!

[burntviolet]

...

I'm sorry, sir. That's... t-terrible.

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[satisfies]

Oh, not bad, that was fast.

But don't worry, I'm on the case! With a reliable guy like me handling things, you have nothing to worry about.

[ except, y'know, everything. ]

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[badluckdelivery]

Maybe drunks try it. If I want a girls for my body they can check out THESE GUNS.

[Flexes his scrawny arm...okay not scrawny, he's built like a sprinter, but you get the idea, he couldn't be joking harder if he tried.]

[gunsgoldgirls]

[He shrugs] It is what it is, we probably deserved it.

[Video]

[notneeded]

... [Now that he thinks about it...] Now that you mention it, I might in Odin for another reason. Physical strength isn't everything, right?

[burntviolet]

... May I ask why?

[Stupid curiosity ghhh]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

They're the only ones who are scary enough to require protection from that I can think of.

So who are you, then. And what do you want with my daughter.

[except the pure fact that he exists, yes]

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[silentmode]

[ ... Chane's not sure if he's being facetious or not. She wonders if she was being too pushy with very obvious information? Did it look like she was assuming he was stupid? Does she apologize? No, no, she'd not apologize for a perceived slight on another end, but... ]

I wish you luck in finding work and more suitable residency.

[ Should she say she looks forward to him coming to the bakery? Well, she's not sure if he'll even come! Interactions

so

hard...

she just leaves it at that then. ]

Re: video

[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, yeah, and I just tell them I smoke a pack a day, they all come running.

[actually he does have very good luck with women...]

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[satisfies]

Well, isn't it obvious?

In this kind of situation, when you've got a man and a woman together... there's only one thing he'd usually want, right?

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that's right, you can be 'strong at science' and stuff like that, it's just a figure of speech.

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[badluckdelivery]

Oh is that the secret?
I guess my best friend back home does have a tad more luck with the ladies. And all this time I thought it was his "I am a Gentlemen" shtick.

[gunsgoldgirls]

All us adults were fighting over money and we've always been a pretty dysfunctional family. I don't think any of us have been too honest in business, either. And then, well, we've all got our own 'personal sins'.

[vidya~]

[highstakesgame]

[There was a human named Beatrice on Rokkenjima about 20 years ago. But whether she was a blank shell that Kinzo filled with the witch Beatrice's soul or his daughter/lover or this Beatrice's mother, the world will never know]

I've been set free from my restrictions, as you can see!

1/2.

[titties]

[ oh

my

god

okay wow gods well played.... now we just need kyrie-san here too but man as relieved as he is to see the old man here and... alive.... ]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Thanks! I don't think I got your name?

[He really wasn't being sarcastic...for once...]

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Yeah, that's what I was afraid of.

You'd better state your case before I come after you.

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[gunsgoldgirls]

Oh, no, that works well too, every woman likes a gentleman, someone who'll wine and dine her, open the door and all that.

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[silentmode]

Chane. I work at Gau's Bakery, in the Sigyn District.

2/2.

[titties]

Heh... My old man now too, huh? Those Gods really know how to pick 'em. [ but no he is glad to see him despite his harsh words... ]