3rd hunt ♟ accidental video

[sonofabitch]

[Dean must have jostled his bracelet in excitment, because it turns on and catches a glimpse of him... hugging a car. It's a beautiful car, there's no question, sleek and black and practically glinting even in the dim light. He has his arms splayed out over the roof, cheek pressed to the cold steel and a hand draping down onto the windshield as he smiles more genuinely than most people have ever seen. He loves his car. It doesn't even matter to him that it's currently housed in the most garishly decorated garage ever painted in pale pink and hot pink polka dots with frilly lace curtains and various heart-shaped decor. The viewer might be distracted by the hideous display to just barely catch Dean's mumbled cooing.]

Oh baby, I've missed you. Bet you missed me too, huh girl?

[He straightens and pulls the door open excitedly, finding the keys in the ignition. Biting his lip, he turns the keys slowly, smile fading when the car doesn't even pretend to think about starting up. He tries again and again, but the engine fails to turn on, let alone turn over.]

Sweetheart, what've these bastards done to you?!

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[Video]

[clockeyes]

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[He just doesn't get you human beings sometimes.]

You do realize that you're talking to a car, right?

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[sonofabitch]

[Dean's not engaging in video chatting ever again. He's just leaving his bracelet on text for life so there can't be any more stupid accidental videos.]

WHATS IT TO YOU

[video]

[damnidjits]

[Dean, you can be so freakin' embarrassing sometimes. Despite this ridiculous display, Bobby is glad that something from home arrived here for the guy. Everyone needs some sort of pick-me-up after being stuck in Asgard for so long and God knows how few things cheered Dean up like the Impala. Plus the old girl is a comforting sight after all the unfamiliarity here.

Not that he'd show it.]

You mind keepin' this behind closed doors? And leave your bracelet outside.

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[sonofabitch]

[You're not fooling anyone, Bobby, Dean knows that you love this car almost as much as the boys do. It's been through hell and back with their dysfunctional family more than once, and even if she doesn't run, she's a sight for sore eyes.]

Shove it were the sun don't shine, old man.

[stakes]

{ oh my god excuse her for giggling because you're adorable } So this is the girl of your dreams, huh?

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[sonofabitch]

Cars don't sass back.

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[leonsurvivor]

Something arrived from your home as well?

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[sonofabitch]

Yeah, seems to be going 'round lately.

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[defiesfinality]

--Nooo way! Finally! Finally! There's a car here! A c~a~r!

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[sonofabitch]

[You get a video and a smile, good sir, because unlike the rest of the haters in the city, you clearly have good taste.]

The best car on earth, too.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

[Sigh, Dean. He will never understand this obsession with the car even if Castiel has a level of fondness for it too. There's something more important right now, though.]

Is the trunk still stocked?

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[sonofabitch]

[You know you love it, Cas, don't deny :|

And great minds must think alike, because checking the trunk had been at the top of Dean's priorities. You know. After getting acquainted and all that.]

Nope, they cleaned her out of everything useful. Of course. Why would they want us to have weapons? It's not like we're fighting a war for them. Oh wait, that's exactly what we're doing.

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[dragonspeak]

[...what is he even looking at?]

Erm. Something wrong?

[He's tempted to ask if someone needs a healing, just from the way Dean's talking to it, like it's alive, but from what he can see, it's made of metal. What's going on?]

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[sonofabitch]

[A beautiful thing, Merlin, god >:( ]

Besides her not starting? Everything's awesome.

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[minifridge]

Dean... why are you hugging John's car?

[Oh Impala, how you've changed. Also, what the fuck.]

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[smartwinchester]

Meet the only woman in Dean's life that will put up with him.

[Sam is, sadly, not even joking.]

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[sonofabitch]

Because it's my car now. He traded her out for some douchey truck, and I was more than happy to take her.

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[tunaloid]

Does the car normally talk back to you?

[ oh.. luka.... ]

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[sonofabitch]

No, that's the beauty of it.

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[pitied]

[She's judging you.] I do not understand men and their obsessions with their toys.

[Like Topher with his computers. :| ]

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[sonofabitch]

She's not a toy, she's a finely-tuned, well-oiled testament to the wonders of internal combustion.

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[smartwinchester]

[ . . .

Is that the fucking Impala.]

[Video]

[smartwinchester]

Dean.

[ c o u g h ]

You're doing it.

Again.

[Video]

[callmegenius]

[Excuse Marui for a second. He's just... staring. Not sure what the hell to think of this display.]

...You know that's just a car right?

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[sonofabitch]

This isn't just anything, buddy.

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[watsowned]

[whistles]

A Chevy Impala. Nice.

But what's wrong with it? Besides, the uh, pink.

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[sonofabitch]

[Oh you just got so many awesome points, mystery lady.

And if she looks again, she'll probably be able to tell that Dean's been busy ripping down as much pink and lace as possible from the garage as well as the hot pink fuzzy dice that had been hanging from the rear-view mirror.]

Pretty sweet, right? People here don't appreciate beauty when they see it.

[He pouts slightly] Engine won't even think about starting. I took a look, but there's nothing wrong with her; probably just this crappy city.

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[overcontrols]

[ There are so many things she could comment on here, really, but there's one garish attribute that just cannot be overlooked. ]

The garage really adds a nice touch to its vehicular charms.

[ Harhar. ]

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[sonofabitch]

Guess those assholes just couldn't leave well enough alone. [Still, Dean can't be too mad, all things considered.] At least she's not sitting outside waiting to be stolen. [Or dented. Or scratched. Or rained on, heaven forbid.]