001 {Voice}

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

This? This is exactly what I get for not asking about the side effects of something before just accepting everything will be okay on blind faith. Because it never is. One minute you're having the weirdest day of your entire life, culminating into the most disturbing moment you've ever experienced... Then you just go, "Hey, whatever, right? It can't get any weirder than this" and walk away.

Never say that, by the way. Especially don't say it and then walk away, because when you turn around... Chances are, things like this happen. But it's fine. I'm fine. [His voice may have risen a bit right there.] Everything's just... Fine.

[There's a pause as Flynn clears his throat. No more girl-voice.] So I have to ask. Has anyone seen a blonde girl- cute, really long hair. .. I mean, really long hair. Can't miss her. She'll probably be aggressively cheerful at everything.

Did I mention the really long hair?

Comments

[Video]

[holmes-fanatic.livejournal.com]

You mentioned the really long hair!

[Video]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

[Deadpan] Glad I made that clear.

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[waytoserve.livejournal.com]

You're right. Everything does sound fine. This girl have a name?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Rapunzel. I know. It's a ridiculous name. Her parents are recluses or something.

[voice]

[reversegrip.livejournal.com]

... you keep mentioning about her hair, how long exactly is it?

[voice]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Well, with all that running from palace guards, my old partners, nearly dying, trying to ditch her- not all in that order- I didn't really stop to measure it.

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[willblossom.livejournal.com]

Why do ya' keep talkin' bout her hair?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

I've had a number of traumatic experiences with it... Best left unspoken of.

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[manskirt.livejournal.com]

...I could have told you that.

As soon as you say it can't get any worse, it generally does.

[ a pause. ]

So you're...looking for a blondie of your own, is that it?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

It's always the blondes, isn't it?

[video]

[aeterno_arma]

[You can see the face of a teen with green eyes, dark skin and light purple hair.]Thing can always get weirder, sadly.

I don't think I saw her around. What's her name, sir?

[video]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Rapunzel. She has this little frog thing with her- Picasso or something. To be honest, it freaks me out, so I don't care where that thing is.

[Video]

[dragonspeak]

Things didn't exactly go the way you planned? [Voice: dry. Also, welcome to his world.]

What's your friend's name? I could help you look in the list, see if she's here.

[Video]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

That doesn't usually happen to me. It's been an off week.

...There's a list?

[voice]

[classifidol]

You did indeed mention it thrice.

[voice]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

She has sixty feet worth of it.

[ voice ]

[magicamente.livejournal.com]

I can’t say that I’ve seen anyone who looks like that! But maybe you should take a deep breath. It sounds like you’re freaking out a little!

[ voice ]

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

[VOICE RISING IN PITCH A LITTLE] I'm not freaking out!

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[satisfies]

How long are we talking here?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Why does everyone think I can take the time to actually measure some girl I just met's freakishly long hair? She can use it as a whip. It's long.

♡voice

[gentle]

These posts are labeled with the original poster's name, so if no one mentions having seen this friend of yours, do keep an eye out on the network just in case she also leaves something here in order to seek you out.

♡voice

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Yeah, about that... It took me about two hours to work this thing. If you knew the day I've been having, you'd know the fact that I'm taking talking to a bunch of people inside a bracelet in stride is kind of a big deal.

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[unifying.livejournal.com]

[ She appreciates the positive attitude, Flynn! However forced or fake it might be. ]

No, I'm sorry, I can't say I have. But don't worry! Because there are a ton of people here - half of them I'm sure I've never even met! She could still just be exploring~

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

[SO FAKE CHEERFUL] And that would be so reassuring if she had any idea what she was doing without me around. [Major overstatement. She's twenty times more competent than Flynn AND SHE'S NEVER LEFT A TOWER. But Flynn will let NO ONE KNOW THAT.]

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[huntedfang.livejournal.com]

I have seen a cheerful blonde girl...what stands out about her, exactly?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

About a hundred feet of hair.

[vacationisalie.livejournal.com]

Did you fall off a clock tower before you got here, too?

[Hi there. Meet Roxas. He likes to correct people.]

Are you sure everything's fine? You lost your...charge; in a new world. Some of the people here aren't all that nice, either...

Maybe you should look for her.

[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

What?

[No, Roxas. That would be logical and... Wait what.] Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nooooo. She is not my charge. She's, uh... Um. A girl. I happen to be taking somewhere.

[Swagger: 10. Brains: 3]

[Video]

[ragingblossom.livejournal.com]

[ Okay, someone sounds like they're on the verge of freaking out. Sakura offers her condolences. ] If you told us her name it might help, sir. Also what color are her eyes?

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[whatoncewashers.livejournal.com]

Green. [WAY TOO QUICKLY.

...Yeah, he just flinched a little. He didn't spend like thirty minutes staring into her eyes before showing up here, okay?]