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[pratentious]

[ Arthur Pendragon is holding a puppy.

No, seriously.

He looks irritated, perhaps a bit roughed up (nothing more than a few scratches and some dirt here and there), and is holding a small dog in his hand as though it is something dirty. It doesn't seem to mind too much. ]

The lions appear to be harmless enough, though they've apparently taken to claiming the city as their own. Stupid creatures can't even tell what their own breed look like.

[ The dog makes a small yip, and Arthur frowns down at it. Y E P, he saved a puppy from the lions. Not a word from any of you. ]

Merlin, I am leaving this mutt in your more than capable hands. [ Sardonic? Yes. ] Give it to Freya or Morgana, if you will, I don't much care. I'll have nothing to do with it.

[ And with that, he can be seen plopping the small animal all over Merlin's bedsheets, where it sits for only a second before turning to stare at Arthur and yipping once more. He makes a sour face at it, then slowly reaches forward as though to pet it, but seems to recall the video feed and quickly shuts it off with an aggravated growl. ]

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[veneficus]

[ Pushing past you now, yep. ]

Oh what a dear! Where have you found it?

[ not waiting for an answer. ]

Look at its paws, oh, he's a darling and -

[ glancing at you now. ]

Arthur, for the love of everything, there is no law against bathing, you realize.

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[pratentious]

[ ... He's just going to.

Stare.

Watch you fawn over this dog.

And stare. ]

You're a monster. An absolute horror.

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[dragonspeak]

[There's just some things you need to see with your own eyes. Like Arthur bringing home a puppy, for example.]

...you brought home a puppy. [Can you see how hard he's trying not to laugh?] You brought home a puppy.

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[pratentious]

I brought home a dog. What of it?

[ He dares you to laugh, Merlin. Dares. ]

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[minifridge]

[Yes she is in fact walking into your room so deal with it. She crosses her arms and leans against the door jamb with an almost smirk.]

Um... isn't it hard to have nothing to do with something you brought here?

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[pratentious]

[ Don't even. He is sitting tiredly onto his bed, scrubbing his hands over his face with a groan before looking up at her. ]

That's what I've got a servant for.

[ Mine is a cheeky grin. ]

[Video]

[dreamsonwings]

Aww, isn't it a sweetie?

[Video]

[pratentious]

It is rather complacent for a youngling.

[ Arthur's way of saying he's cute ... ? ]

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[leonsurvivor]

You rescued it from the lions?

[Not judging, just.. commenting.]

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[pratentious]

It was - whining, [ He refuses to say crying. ] amidst one of the packs.

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[patronizing]

Hmph. Is it really that embarrassing for you to be seen being nice to the animal behind the scenes? [ YEAH COMMENTING ON YOUR SUSPICIOUS TIMING OF TURNING OFF YOUR FEED... ]

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[pratentious]

It's not - embarrassing. It's simply nothing to be shown to the whole of Asgard.

[ OMG RUDE. ]

[video]

[timegame]

Oh, but I think it likes you though! Shouldn't you keep it for yourself if that's the case?

[video]

[pratentious]

I've no intention of raising any animal. I simply meant to free it from the lions.

[Video]

[smartwinchester]

[ ... ]

Where did you find a dog?

[THIS IS CLEARLY A PRIORITY, BECAUSE SAM WANTS A DOG.]

[Video]

[pratentious]

[ TOO BAD, MOOSECHESTER. THE DOG IS OURS. ]

It was in the grasp of a lioness' jaw.

[ Said matter-of-factly. ]

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[clockeyes]

[Arthur, don't mind the clockwork angel just staring with the dumbest grin from the doorway when he comes around to check where this strange sound is coming from.]

Oh, my, that is simply the most adorable little puppy! Where did you find it?

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[pratentious]

[ ... Sorry, Cheriour. You still make Arthur nervous. What are you? ]

In a park at the center of town. It was being groomed, I believe.

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[etoaktagamat]

Minaï! ["Cute."]

You are good to save this creature.

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[pratentious]

Erm - thank you.

[ oh no, Leeloo, why are you so cute. ///// ]

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[fated_blade]

[Just chuckling slightly]

Afraid to care for the welp yourself, Arthur?

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[pratentious]

It's less afraid and more unwilling.

[ Sounds cumbersome. ]

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[unionjackass]

[ snort ]

Next you'll rescue kittens from trees. [But--oh God Arthur that's so... well, sweet. And reckless. Obviously this comment means Arthur has gained +100 points in England's book.] Not bad though; but please, do try not to get killed?

--Oh look, I think it likes you! [You're slowly climbing the British Brah-escheladder from PRATENTIOUS PRANKSTER to the ever-sought-after LORD OF THE GENTRYROGUE rung. Congrats.

aka: He may or may not be growing a little fond of you.]

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[pratentious]

[ Oh good God, England, you are the worst.

And by that, Arthur means the worst. Ever. ]

I'm beginning to question whether letting the lions eat me might've been a better alternative.

[ ... Because clearly leaving the puppy to be eaten is not an option. 8(b ]

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[digophelia]

A mutt? You shouldn't call it that. It's just a baby.

permavid!

[pratentious]

... I'm not too certain it really takes to insult. It's a dog.

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[freying]

[ Arthur, it's very difficult to mistake your presence for anything but you. Freya has just come home when she hears the end of some announcement, perhaps a hint of her own name, and pauses in the doorway.

What, precisely, is going on? Curiosity drives her a further few steps in, though she stops in the hall.

She bites down on her lip... and then hesitantly calls out: ]

Arthur?

[ Did she hear Morgana in there too WHO KNOWS TIME IS A STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL THING ]

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[pratentious]

[ TIME IS WIBBLY AND WOBBLY IT'S COOL

Arthur's still tending to what few wounds he got from the debacle when he hears Freya, so he pokes his head into the hall. ]

Freya. Come and have a look.

[ Maybe she'll like the silly thing or ... something. Shut up. ]

video and no this totally isn't belated at all

[overcontrols]

[ Arthur, what are you doing. ]

You're holding him like he's infested with rabies.

[ Which is rude! ]

permavid and no shh you're crazy completely on time!

[pratentious]

[ Being heroic and shit, step off, Caroline!!! ]

It's not exactly clean either. A lioness just had it in its mouth.

[ Which is gross! ]