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[bosses]

Shaundi, Kinzie, and Gat.

Gods sure have a fuckin' funny way of deciding who stays and who goes.

Fuck your shit. I'm starting to think with how fickle you shits are, this whole thing's just some made up waste of my damn time.

[Anyone who'd like to encounter the Boss - he is in the Baldr district, looking rather... well, not upset, exactly. Pensive. (He doesn't show grief the way a lot of people do.)]

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[aggrievance]

Problem, sir?

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[bosses]

You know the story with this place, I guess.

[One of those weird-text whatevers. Okay, he'll deal.]

The gods don't seem to do much fuckin' explaining what they do. Starting to piss me off.

[aggrievance]

Irritating, yes, but it's simply par for the course for omnipresent beings not to explain their ulterior motives to mere mortals.
Regardless, consider my sympathies given.

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[bosses]

You always write like that, kid?

[Purple is a good choice, though. Or maybe it's pink. It's sort of a more purplish pink. The point is that he's okay with that.

The fact that she's really formal is a little annoying, but nothing he can't deal with - much better than, well.

Troll quirks. Even if he doesn't know them as such.]

[aggrievance]

[Purple is the best choice.]

Not always.
But this was my preferred aesthetic choice at home. It provides some modicum of comfort.
Unless you're referring to my word choice.

[bosses]

Both of them, I guess.

[Purple is the best choice. After all, dude is wearing a purple suit. And so would the rest of the Saints if he could get them to listen.]

[aggrievance]

There's unfortunately no particular reason about my choice in verbiage.
However, if you wish, I can dumb down my vocabulary to more readable levels.
As well as drop the text color, if you are so inclined.

[voice]

[failures]

You lose some friends too?

[Larry didn't even think he'd have to be dealing with this issue so soon.]

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[bosses]

Somethin' like that.

[Kinzie and Shaundi - well, that's not as big a loss. Gat is a bigger loss just because when (not if; when) he goes home, Kinzie and Shaundi will still be there.

Gat won't.

How much this is frustrating him is only bleeding into his voice a little.]

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[failures]

It sucks. 'specially when they just got here, too.

[Larry's friends aren't quite in the same situation, but he's left wondering about his best friend. Said friend was from the future...and now Larry's left wondering what really did happen to him then.]

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[bosses]

Or when they were dead.

[...he sounds even more pissed than usual about this.]

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[failures]

Yeah...

Wait, what?

[He hadn't heard of dead people showing up here yet.]

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[bosses]

Was I not fuckin' clear?

[Sorry, he is not in a good mood. Being dumb does not help.]

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[parasiteye]

Hey--you're that guy Zimos works for aren't you? Or something.

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[bosses]

Yeah. Kaz, right?

[The Boss has many faults. Being unaware is not one of them.]

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[parasiteye]

Yep. You in charge of everything then?

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[bosses]

Fuckin' right I am.

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[parasiteye]

So...what, you're the king of pimps or you get other stuff done too?

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[bosses]

Z is the king of pimps. Shaundi is -- was -- the queen of drugs. Kinzie was the queen of technological shit I don't get.

I'm like the fuckin' emperor.

[zimos]

So it's just the two of us? Motherfucker.

[While Zimos isn't nearly as attached to Shaundi and Gat, he's still pretty bummed to see them gone.]

Maybe they'll clean shit up in Steelport while we're gone. Negotiate some shit with the Mayor.

[bosses]

[... Z. You're not quite understanding here, and the Boss is pissed about it.]

Gat is fucking dead. There's no cleaning up shit. From what everyone's said, you go back to the way shit was before you left.

[video] Yes this is going to go well

[suppressthedark]

Like the gods really care how you feel.

[HI HE'S NOT BITTER. NOPE. More just thinking they're colossal lazy idiots. Also look at this grumpy teenager with the bright hair. There's no way that could be his natural hair color.]

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[bosses]

I don't think they do. They're gonna when I'm fuckin' done with those shits.

[(Un?)fortunately for Ichigo, the Boss is not too put off by hair color now, after Miss I Think I'm A Pony, Miss Space Alien Shit, and Mister Mascot.]

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[suppressthedark]

[He snorts.]

Yeah, if you can get them to appear for you.

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[bosses]

Cause enough trouble, I think they'll show up.