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[hungryfor]

I tried to tell the doll lady without the face that if the “gods” - air quotes go here - want services they gotta submit a request to the office or at least turn up to look through pamphlets and get forms stamped and the first of those ain't really my job. But eh. Whatever, I have a question.

An important question.

If we're guests do we get free amusement park tickets, or do we have to pay?

Comments

[Video]

[ofthursday]

It seems we are required to pay for everything but initial housing.

[Unfortunately, and somewhat unfairly considering they were dragged here and some of them made mortal.]

[Video]

[hungryfor]

Awwwwwww! That's not very fair. Not even any discounts?

[Video]

[ofthursday]

I have not asked, but it is doubtful.

[Video]

[hungryfor]

Dang. They weren't kidding about the tears.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

Tears?

[Video]

[hungryfor]

In the letter, duh! "Smiles and tears to bring the city back to life," or some ominous shit like that.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

Oh, yes.

[The letter. The useless letter.]

It seems any emotional response is what the gods desire from us.

[Video]

[hungryfor]

That is kind of perverted.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

That could be said, yes.

[Video]

[hungryfor]

And when it comes to perverted, you should ask first.

[Video]

[ofthursday]

...I suppose.

[Confused angel is confused now.]

[Video]

[hungryfor]

Right! Hi, I'm Unity. What's your name?

[Video]

[ofthursday]

Castiel.

[Video]

[hungryfor]

Pleased ta meetcha'.

[voice]

[damnidjits]

These gods don't give a crap about pushin' paper.

[Oh yay..someone who is treating this like a joke.]

Y'might wanna take this a bit more seriously. This ain't no joy ride.

[voice]

[hungryfor]

Yeah, we get that a lot.

[What? What? She was totally serious! Those roller coasters look boss!]

Not if I gotta get another job! That'd make three.

[voice]

[damnidjits]

[Shrug]

Nothin's free, 'cept lodging in the house you were placed in. You want anythin' you gotta pay for it.

[voice]

[hungryfor]

Ugh. I don't even know if they even let agents get other jobs.

[voice]

[damnidjits]

You a Fed?

Ain't gonna make a difference here. You want money, you get a job.

[voice]

[hungryfor]

Yup. Agent U.N.I.T.Y., Project Skinhorse. I'm a notary public, too!

[She's just going to pretend you never said that last sentence. Ugh ugh ugh halfway house flashbacks galore.]

[voice]

[damnidjits]

[She is unlike any agent Bobby has ever met. It's kind of weird.]

Right.

[Aaand because he's feeling sort of welcoming.]

You settled in yet? Got any questions?

[voice]

[hungryfor]

[Weird is the order of the day in her office!]

Not really. I'm supposed to go to Thor? Which is cool, I guess, but it looks like I'll be sleeping on the couch for a while.

[Slightly worried, of a sudden, it's all the thoughts about half way houses - ] There's not mandatory counseling nobody mentioned in the letter, is there?

[voice]

[damnidjits]

[Is she really an agent? 8|]

If you were payin' any attention, you'd know you were assigned a room.

Which comes with a bed.

[Okaaay non sequitor.]

Why, you needin' to make sure your head's on straight?

[voice]

[hungryfor]

[She even has a badge!]

I was! It just didn't say which room.

[That was totally logically connected okay.]

Good. That never goes well.

[voice]

[damnidjits]

[Anyone can make a badge. :|]

Didja absorb anythin' the lady said?

[Voice]

[hungryfor]

Yes!

[...probably no.]