asgardeventide | 04

[Today, Asgard, have yet another talking hedgehog! This one, however, is probably somewhat more familiar, especially to those in Thor house, given that he... lives there and makes chili dogs practically every day.

But yes, Sonic is broadcasting from somewhere in the Thor District. He probably spent a good chunk of the day cruising around town. Now, though? He's probably headed back home. But fiiirst...]

Y'know, I could say somethin' about those birds, but somebody totally beat me with that surfin' bird reference, so I'll just cut to the chase. First of all, if ya haven't guessed, there's another hedgehog hangin' around. Dunno who he is or what his deal is, but no, it ain't me. I mean, unless I decided to... [And here he'll do his best Shadow impersonation.]

Talk in a dark, serious voice... [Annnd back to his normal tone!] And dye my fur black and red, it just ain't likely. Besides, I don't have a beef with you humans, long as ya don't cause trouble like Robuttnik.

But, just to throw this out again-- no, this ain't a costume, no ya ain't seeing things, so let's all get along and chill.

[He smirks and zips over to a nearby building.]

With all that outta the way, is anyone around here itchin' for some major chow? I've been thinkin' of starting up a chili dog stand, that way I can make a living and give people one mondo sweet dose of past cool snackage. If I start makin' money off of 'em, I could probably afford better supplies, anyway. So, any takers?