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[Today, Asgard, have yet another talking hedgehog! This one, however, is probably somewhat more familiar, especially to those in Thor house, given that he... lives there and makes chili dogs practically every day.

But yes, Sonic is broadcasting from somewhere in the Thor District. He probably spent a good chunk of the day cruising around town. Now, though? He's probably headed back home. But fiiirst...]

Y'know, I could say somethin' about those birds, but somebody totally beat me with that surfin' bird reference, so I'll just cut to the chase. First of all, if ya haven't guessed, there's another hedgehog hangin' around. Dunno who he is or what his deal is, but no, it ain't me. I mean, unless I decided to... [And here he'll do his best Shadow impersonation.]

Talk in a dark, serious voice... [Annnd back to his normal tone!] And dye my fur black and red, it just ain't likely. Besides, I don't have a beef with you humans, long as ya don't cause trouble like Robuttnik.

But, just to throw this out again-- no, this ain't a costume, no ya ain't seeing things, so let's all get along and chill.

[He smirks and zips over to a nearby building.]

With all that outta the way, is anyone around here itchin' for some major chow? I've been thinkin' of starting up a chili dog stand, that way I can make a living and give people one mondo sweet dose of past cool snackage. If I start makin' money off of 'em, I could probably afford better supplies, anyway. So, any takers?

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[...Staring. Really, she shouldn't be surprised anymore, but!]

You're a hedgehog?

I'm a way cool hedgehog.

[Always a good distinction to make. Yep.]

I guess you must be if you can talk! [And he's not even in a story!]

Hey, I can do more than just talk.

[Talking's just part of what makes him way past cool.]

What other kinds of things do you like to do?

Well, I'll put it this way. Back home I was a way cool, butt kickin' Freedom Fighter who trashed robots, saved the planet, and cruised around Mobius at the speed of sound.

You saved the planet?

...What's a robot?

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[Right. Ichigo was heading back to Thor's house himself, after being out and about all day. Just get something in him, and then back out again. No big deal.

...That's about when he hears a voice talking about chili dogs and-well damn. That sounds pretty good right about now. Maybe he should check out who's talki-

Is that.

...Yeah, it is.]

...Another one?

[After all, he didn't really know the rest of his fellow housemates yet, plus he'd been sick for a while. So yeah, Say hi to Ichigo and his bright, almost as spiky as your quills hair, sonic!]

[Hooo boy. That kinda reaction suggests that this dude met mister broody himself.

Well, Sonic can roll with it. He manages a smirk as he turns to face Ichigo.]

Yep! But don't expect me to start broodin' like that other hedgehog. That just ain't my style.

[...huh. Welp.

SURE, WHY NOT. Just roll with it, yup.]

Good. He seemed kind of whiny.

[Yeah, like you never get whiny Ichigo]

...You said something about Chili dogs?

[IT SOUNDS SO GOOD okay]

Sure did!

[And, oh, does Sonic look pleased about this subject change.]

Been thinkin' of starting up a chili dog stand to rake in the ol' runes.

Heh, that sounds pretty good! I haven't had one of those things in a while.

I could probably whip somethin' up. I mean, there's plenty of supplies in the kitchen, they're just... basic.

[And Sonic, being a chili dog enthusiast wants better quality goods, darn it!]

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How could anyone think it's a costume?! You've got real fur and everything!

[ Said as if she didn't mistake it for one at first, too.. ]

Mmm! I'd love to try your chili dog things again. The food here's so bland!

Not to mention costumes usually don't blink.

[Especially with such huge eyes. ...'cause really, Sonic's are pretty ginormous.]

And I hear ya on the food. There's a reason I've been livin' off of my own cookin'.

Yeah! Of course! You'd have to be pretty unobservant not to notice.

[ Maya.. just stop, you're making yourself look even more like a fool. ]

Mm.. I've been living off instant noodles! Cooking isn't really my strong point..

Well, I can whip up some of the best 'dogs you'll ever try, but don't expect me to start cookin' fine dining. That's way too much work!

Oh, I know what you mean. Things that are too complicated are too much work to make! They're hardly ever as good, either!

Seriously! Just gimme good ol' junk food, and I'm good as gold.

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Yeaaaah, I kinda found that out the hard way... you do a pretty good impression of him, though!

Thank you, thank you. I just hope he doesn't start rubbing off on me, or we'll be in mondo trouble.

I seriously can't see you acting like that all the time.

It'd get boring after the first five minutes.

No kidding. You can only go so long with the dark and brooding thing.

Seriously! Maybe what that guy needs is a therapist.

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