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[The video feed flickers to life, and there is a man with dark hair gazing at the "screen" for all to see. There is something decidedly serpentine about the incline of his head, the way his lips are almost curled into a snarl, exposing a flash of white teeth before he speaks.

The man's voice itself is low, surprisingly so, for such a face; almost as if there is the perpetual rumbling, the sound of gravel, at the back of the throat.]

Zok bein. Even my own tongue does not come to me as it should, as naturally as I breathe. Instead my mind is filled with the muddled words of this foreign language, and my body weak.

[He then scoffs – the dry, humourless kind that could pass as a hiss.]

Who encases me in this prison of flesh, rips my Voice from my throat and takes away my wings? These "gods"? Meyye. I know nothing of these so-called gods.

[Man, he's just a bundle of sunshine, isn't he?]

In defeat, I have done nothing to warrant humiliation.

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An' what does Alduwin mean in your language then?

~~[This is like trying to get Stewie from Family Guy to say "cool whip".]~~

Destroyer, devour, master.

[ sdkjgsdgksdgks ]

So basically "huge asshole".

[WELL IT IS]

Strength enough to bring the world to the end. Perhaps that is more than can be said of yourself?

Why the fuck would I wanna do that?? If the world ends there's nothing left to enjoy.

[ SOB IT'S TRUE ]

Mey, I asked of your own strength, or what strength you may have possessed. I do not care for any... intent you might have.

I got enough of my own damn strength t' look after myself, an' that's all I need. An' my name ain't "May", asshole.

Mey. Fool.

[The slightest quirk of his lips, but he doesn't give much pause in-between statements.] What is it you call yourself?

Not fucking May, that's for sure.

Provide me with a name, or mey will be yours until you do.

Kaz.

Kaz? [A pause, then a light chuckle at that.]

--What's so funny, Baldwin?

[He sounds amused, and doesn't even care about the misuse of his name.]

Kaaz. Cat.

....Cat????? [ no comprende B( ]

In the dragon tongue, your name means cat. I wonder if it suits you.

Dragon language?? Those fuckers died out centuries ago when humans kicked their scaly asses. That's not even close to describin' me.

In your world, that may be true, kitten. Not in mine.

--!! [ THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG COMING FROM SOME MIDDLE-AGED MAN. ]

Do not fucking call me that. That's gross.

[ALJKSDF KAZ HE DOESN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT ROFL]

Kitten?

[ THEN CALL HIM MANGY OR SOMETHING ;A; ]

Yes!! Guys don't call each other kitten!

[KITTEN IS A BIG ENOUGH INSULT IN HIS EYES, HE DOESN'T SEE THE NEED.]

[This must be some weird human thing.] I will call you whatever I see fit. [But even so-!] Have you a hatred for kaaz in your world?

[ KITTENS ARE CUTE AND FLUFFY DOUCHE PICK ANOTHER NAME ]

No, I gotta problem with old men callin' me "kitten"!

[NO, I LIKE KITTEN.]

[He won't contest the "old" part, because he is pretty darn old. But he's not a man! He's a dragon!] Man? I am no man.

What the fuck are you even talking about.

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