第一 ❀ video/action

[naicha]

[ A girl no less than seventeen years old and in a sleeveless floral dress appears on the feed, giving everyone her sweetest smile. She looks pretty happy despite being taken to another world. ]

Hm~ If they're gonna give me something to talk to others with, that must mean there are others here like me, right? Ehehe, wei! How is everyone? Being kidnapped isn't a very nice thing to happen, so if it happens to you, you should kick him right away. That doesn't sound like a good idea right now, so you shouldn't do it. Aiyo, but I need to get back home soon, you know. There's a game I have to watch and a movie I have to catch! Speaking of movies, has anyone seen Hong Kong or Macau? Tell them I have their tickets already!

[ no Taiwan no one wants to watch the new Jay Chou movie with you ]

But looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a while. This is really bad. [ Taiwan wants to fight her own battles. She looks more pensive, and a little hesitant. BUT SHE CHEERS UP AGAIN. ] I'm sure we'll all get back home soon, though. Hey, I know, why don't we all get to know each other? I'll start! Ahem.

My name is Taiwan and I'm from, ahaha, Taiwan... My house? It's Freya. I'm turning a hundred and one this year and my favorite bubble tea flavor is taro! I like music, movies, sports, karaoke, and lots of other things, um. If I had to pick my favorite country aside from my own, it'd be Japan!

[ Beat. ]

J-just the country! I hope he didn't hear that... Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope we all get along and stuff.

Comments

[naicha]

Yes! He's nice to me. [ he called her cute ehuehuehuehue ]

[ryougi]

Don't tell me everyone you know is named after a country.

[naicha]

Oh, I know a lot of my own citizens, too! It's just hard to remember all of their names...

[ryougi]

Citizens.





Right.

[naicha]

Right! And Shiki's a citizen of Japan, so if you see him, you should report to him right away!

[ryougi]

[Taiwan you sound like you're on a million different drugs UNSURE FACE.]

Why?

[naicha]

Why? [ taps her chin ] Hm, why...

Isn't it natural?

Or is Shiki the type who isn't very patriotic in particular?

[ryougi]

Uh... sure, let's go with that. [Even though Shiki's about as Japanese as you can get DO YOU SEE THAT KIMONO CRIES.]

[naicha]

That's okay, Japan loves all his citizens anyway. Unless you're bad to them, haha! Then we'll have to call the police!

But Nanako there isn't any police force here.

[ryougi]

What does he do when there's a criminal?

[naicha]

Um... get really mad...

[ryougi]

That's it?

[naicha]

Hey, he's really scary when he's mad!

[ryougi]

Sorry, but I can't say it sounds like much without knowing the guy. Country. Whatever.

[naicha]

I'll introduce him to you one day. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, you know!

[ryougi]

Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass on that.