第一 ❀ video/action

[naicha]

[ A girl no less than seventeen years old and in a sleeveless floral dress appears on the feed, giving everyone her sweetest smile. She looks pretty happy despite being taken to another world. ]

Hm~ If they're gonna give me something to talk to others with, that must mean there are others here like me, right? Ehehe, wei! How is everyone? Being kidnapped isn't a very nice thing to happen, so if it happens to you, you should kick him right away. That doesn't sound like a good idea right now, so you shouldn't do it. Aiyo, but I need to get back home soon, you know. There's a game I have to watch and a movie I have to catch! Speaking of movies, has anyone seen Hong Kong or Macau? Tell them I have their tickets already!

[ no Taiwan no one wants to watch the new Jay Chou movie with you ]

But looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a while. This is really bad. [ Taiwan wants to fight her own battles. She looks more pensive, and a little hesitant. BUT SHE CHEERS UP AGAIN. ] I'm sure we'll all get back home soon, though. Hey, I know, why don't we all get to know each other? I'll start! Ahem.

My name is Taiwan and I'm from, ahaha, Taiwan... My house? It's Freya. I'm turning a hundred and one this year and my favorite bubble tea flavor is taro! I like music, movies, sports, karaoke, and lots of other things, um. If I had to pick my favorite country aside from my own, it'd be Japan!

[ Beat. ]

J-just the country! I hope he didn't hear that... Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope we all get along and stuff.

Comments

[verifies]

[ starting them is always easy... ]

No, I haven't met them yet. [ freya powers, huh? well he knows a few people from freya... and one particular power immediately comes to mind. ] People from Freya can make people stronger by kissing them.

[naicha]

Why kissing!? [ she hasn't even had her first kiss yet whaaaaa ]

[verifies]

You'll have to ask someone else...

[naicha]

Ooh... if that's the sort of power I was given, I'll have to deal with it, I guess.

What about you? What's yours?

[verifies]

It's not that bad. At least you'll get a lot of practice.

I can draw things. And they become real.

[naicha]

That's so cool! Can we switch powers? I want that one!

[verifies]

No, it's mine.

[naicha]

Pretty please?

[verifies]

Guh...!

[ how did you know his one weakness... ]

[naicha]

[ IS IT... WORKING? ]

Pretty, pretty please?

[verifies]

Alright.

[ ... ]

Oh, but I don't know how to trade them.

[naicha]

What? No way!

Aiyo... I wanted to be like Fancy Lala... [ shut up Taiwan no one wants to hear your obscure shoujo anime references ]

If I ask the gods about it, do you think they'll say yes?

[verifies]

Fancy...? [ blink. ]

Probably not. But you can try. If you can actually find one...

[naicha]

The gods can't hide from me! And if they are, they're just scared of me, I bet!

[verifies]

Then maybe you should try to be less intimidating.

[naicha]

I need to work on my image. As I thought, the sexy and cool look works too well for me!

[verifies]

[ ...no comment on that. ]

How will you change it?

[naicha]

I'll change my verbal tic! Instead of "you know?" I'll say "huh!?" Why do you wanna know, huh!?

[verifies]

I think you're on to something... Then can I have "you know?" Since you're not using it, you know?

[naicha]

No way. Get your own catchphrase.

[verifies]

Stingy.