第一 ❀ video/action

[naicha]

[ A girl no less than seventeen years old and in a sleeveless floral dress appears on the feed, giving everyone her sweetest smile. She looks pretty happy despite being taken to another world. ]

Hm~ If they're gonna give me something to talk to others with, that must mean there are others here like me, right? Ehehe, wei! How is everyone? Being kidnapped isn't a very nice thing to happen, so if it happens to you, you should kick him right away. That doesn't sound like a good idea right now, so you shouldn't do it. Aiyo, but I need to get back home soon, you know. There's a game I have to watch and a movie I have to catch! Speaking of movies, has anyone seen Hong Kong or Macau? Tell them I have their tickets already!

[ no Taiwan no one wants to watch the new Jay Chou movie with you ]

But looks like I'm going to be stuck here for a while. This is really bad. [ Taiwan wants to fight her own battles. She looks more pensive, and a little hesitant. BUT SHE CHEERS UP AGAIN. ] I'm sure we'll all get back home soon, though. Hey, I know, why don't we all get to know each other? I'll start! Ahem.

My name is Taiwan and I'm from, ahaha, Taiwan... My house? It's Freya. I'm turning a hundred and one this year and my favorite bubble tea flavor is taro! I like music, movies, sports, karaoke, and lots of other things, um. If I had to pick my favorite country aside from my own, it'd be Japan!

[ Beat. ]

J-just the country! I hope he didn't hear that... Anyway, nice to meet you! I hope we all get along and stuff.

Comments

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[naicha]

That's too bad. Well, Hong Kong looks like a movie star and Japan acts a little weird, so they're not hard to miss. Tell me when you see them, okay?

[ It's a good thing she didn't say that out loud... ]

Hmm, but that's weird. Even if you were kidnapped, you're doing okay, and you're... excited?

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[fullofspirits]

Of course! I'll try and keep an eye out.

[ Maya gives a reassuring smile. ]

Oh, I've been kidnapped before! You start to get used to it. [ She waves a hand flippantly. ] Anyway, I don't think they mean any harm! The Gods here have been really nice to us.

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[naicha]

Aiya... [ She must live a very exciting life!! ]

Nice how? Did they give you money?

video.

[fullofspirits]

N-No! They just.. gave us a place to live, and let us stay here.

[ that's nice right?? ]

video.

[naicha]

That's no good! I want money! [ wow taiwan ]

I'll have to look for a job now. Um... where do you work?

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[fullofspirits]

I-I don't have any money!

[ she throws her hands up!! i-is she being held up by the entire country of Taiwan.. ]

Er, I don't work anywhere right now. [ lazy ] But I'm thinking of managing a tour guide business!

[naicha]

[ n-no she's not that evil! ]

A tour guide business, huh? Ooh... That sounds really fun! Like, you're going to show the newcomers around Asgard and stuff?

I'd love to take a tour someday. Are you doing it alone?

[fullofspirits]

Well, I won't be giving the tours! I think.

[ if they don't have enough workers.. ]

I'm just going to be the manager. And of course you can go on one! I'll give you a 'Country Club Discount'!

[ and she giggles at her lame, lame pun. ]

[naicha]

Ahahaha! [ she takes it literally taiwan why ] I'm really honored, miss. I get the feeling you're going to make a great manager!

[fullofspirits]

You really think so? Thanks! I'll do my best.

[ insta self esteem boost!! ]