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[parasiteye]

Fuck this is such a pain in the ass...

OI, LISTEN UP. Any of you freaks a doctor? There's a moron Witch named Euri here threatening to have psycho cannibal babies, so if you know how to stop the whole baby thing from happening? Awesome. Go bother her.

The end.

[ ...........................MIGHT AS WELL ]


There Euri, happy? I asked about stupid fucking birth control for you. You're welcome.

Comments

[parasiteye]

It's her fault--she's the one who was all "I don't know any doctors, go find a doctor Kaaaaaz~~~~"

[madamemoiselle]

Still, couldn't you ask some in private?

[parasiteye]

Do I look like I would know who any of the doctors here are?

[madamemoiselle]

That's not something you can look like, stupid.

[duh!!]

Did you find someone, though?

[parasiteye]

Yeah eventually. Matter handled.

[madamemoiselle]

Good.

[because she was serious]

[But after a moment of haughtily crossed arms, the look softens]

Hey, but I did have something to ask you anyways, so this is good timing. Um... [She bites her lip lightly] Hey, when we went to that bar, what all did I say to you? I... don't really remember.

[parasiteye]

....What, your memory a little hazy? [ R O F L. ]

[madamemoiselle]

...Well, yes! I had no idea that I could actually have wine affect me here! Ugh, I felt terrible the next day. I guess that was a hangover?

[She is pouting a lot, yes.] Don't make fun of me!

[parasiteye]

[ snicker snicker snicker ]

If you're hungover drink water or something, it helps.

[madamemoiselle]

[this face]

...I'm feeling better now. Hungry, because I was vomiting for hours, but I was just going to go get a big dinner tonight.

[parasiteye]

--Oh yeah? You goin' alone then?

[madamemoiselle]

Well, I was planning on it, but you're welcome to come, as always.

[She smiles, though it has a predatory twinge to it] I was going to go after my favorite kind, though, just so you know. I want a boy this time.

[parasiteye]

...Who? Shu again?

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, no. There's this faceless boy... Well, he was faceless. I've been talking to him for an occasion like this, actually. Ever since I realized that they're better with even a little bit of a face, why not?

[parasiteye]

--Wait, we can give them faces?

[madamemoiselle]

Oh, did you not know? We can, yes! If you talk to them a lot, they start to get faces and a personality. Like, there's a man that works at bakery near Freyr, and he has a lot of personality now, since I go there almost every morning! I named him Grigori, actually.

[parasiteye]

We can name them too???

[madamemoiselle]

...Well, it seemed weird for him to not have a name.

[parasiteye]

You mean we can just name these guys anything we want????

[madamemoiselle]

[LMFAO KAZ...]

Wh— Why is that what's important to you?

[parasiteye]

What else can we do with them??? If you give them a face do they do what you tell them to?

[madamemoiselle]

[... oh, she feels like she knows where this is going. and makes this face.]

No, they don't. They have their own personalities, you know.

[parasiteye]

...Oh. Well that's dumb.

[madamemoiselle]

Hey, I feel like I already know the answer, but why does that matter, Kaz?

[parasiteye]

It would have been an easy way to make subordinates of course!