01 - Video

[loveandevil]

[The feed begins with a view of young man grinning like an idiot.]

Ah, so if this place gives everyone supernatural abilities, isn't there a question we must be asking ourselves?

How?

I mean, we can't all be biologically suited for that kind of thing already, right? We've probably been modified in some way...!

But what way? That and my beloved Celty are what I sit here daydreaming about....

[A pause.]

So I was thinking...if I examined a few of you....maybe I could find out! Any volunteers? 

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[loveandevil]

I see...

I'm 24. How appetizing do I look?

[madamemoiselle]

[She appraises him quite seriously!]

Well, to me, probably a six or seven out of ten? You're in an age range that I like, and you look on the smaller side, which I like...

[A thoughtful noise] I like them a little prettier, though.

[loveandevil]

Ah, what a harsh mistress you are...!

But I guess I take that as enough of a compliment...

Ah, by the way, I don't think we've exchanged names. Shinra Kishitani, at your service.

[madamemoiselle]

It's not really harsh. You're not bad or anything, but if I had the choice, I would eat movie stars and models all the time. I like pretty faces. [at least she'll admit she's shallow]

[But her expression changes, looking hesitant again. She eventually bows her head, giving a lovely smile with it, as she has for her whole life] It's a pleasure, Dr. Kishitani. I'm Diva.

[loveandevil]

Aha, I see. I suppose I can't blame you for that kind of pickiness...!

...The pleasure is mine, miss Diva.

[madamemoiselle]

[She makes a thoughtful, whimsical noise]

I mean, I'm able to be picky, so why shouldn't I, right? I can have anyone I want.

[loveandevil]

Is it really that easy?

[madamemoiselle]

[Simply,] Well, yes. Men especially, since they're attracted to me.

[loveandevil]

Can you magically make them all attracted to you, or is this just because you're really pretty?

[madamemoiselle]

[Her lips curl into a coquettish smile]

Because I'm really pretty, of course.

[loveandevil]

What would you do if one of them wasn't attracted to you but you wanted to drink his blood?

[madamemoiselle]

I would just do it anyways. [She shrugs, like this is obvious] Them being attracted to me just makes it easier. I don't really care one way or the other.

[loveandevil]

Hmmm, I see...

Thank you for the information, Diva!

[madamemoiselle]

[She frowns, looking awkward. It makes her uncomfortable that he's thanking her for the information, and she's wondering if it was a bad idea to share]

You're... You're welcome. I guess.

[loveandevil]

Ah, I'm really jealous! I wish humans could be that interesting!