01 - Video

[loveandevil]

[The feed begins with a view of young man grinning like an idiot.]

Ah, so if this place gives everyone supernatural abilities, isn't there a question we must be asking ourselves?

How?

I mean, we can't all be biologically suited for that kind of thing already, right? We've probably been modified in some way...!

But what way? That and my beloved Celty are what I sit here daydreaming about....

[A pause.]

So I was thinking...if I examined a few of you....maybe I could find out! Any volunteers? 

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[audio]

[loveandevil]

What do you mean you've never heard of them?!

[audio]

[parasiteye]

It means what it sounds like, moron!

[audio]

[loveandevil]

But...how?!

[audio]

[parasiteye]

Simple--I've never heard of them. Are you deaf?

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[loveandevil]

Do you even know what a hospital is?

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[parasiteye]

Of course I do!

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[loveandevil]

Then why don't you know about the people that work there? Do you know about nurses?

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[parasiteye]

I know doctors and healers and clerics or whatever the fuck the Holy Order calls those guys.

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[loveandevil]

Healers and clerics...?!

Is your life like something out of an RPG game in my world?!

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[parasiteye]

Arr-pee-gee....???

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[loveandevil]

Ehe...of course you wouldn't get that...

Do people do medical magic where you live, then?

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[parasiteye]

Healing and shit? Yeah.

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[loveandevil]

Well...in my world, we have people that do that stuff...without magic!

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[parasiteye]

...How??

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[loveandevil]

Have you heard of "science"?

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[parasiteye]

No.

[loveandevil]

Seriously?!

[parasiteye]

Yes!! So what?? It's probably not even that great!

[loveandevil]

Well, I don't know what the magic in your world is capable of...

[parasiteye]

Healing and fucking shit up, the end.

[loveandevil]

That's really the extent of it?

[parasiteye]

Yeah, so what??