GARRETT "SWAGGER" HAWKE (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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asgardeventide2012-02-18 05:04 pm
ex_doglord309) wrote in asgardeventide2012-02-18 05:04 pm
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[ The feed opens up with Hawke sitting in what's presumably his room, though it's not obvious. It's the quietest place he can find about now. ]
Those things - fairies, I believe I've heard them called. [ Speaking of which, one is battering itself against the window pane. ] I've never seen something quite like it. Creatures, yes, but not... made of ice.
[ Gripping the poker from the fireplace - damn fairies, ruining his video, he prepares to open the window. ] Apparently they die from all sorts of causes. And are extremely dangerous.
[ Quickly flinging open the window, the fairy divebombs him, barely misses, and as he quickly shuts the window again, it comes around for round two - and gets a face full of poker, allowing Hawke to pinch it neatly between the tongs and hurry it into the bathroom, where he's already prepared a large bathtub full of near-boiling water. Time for a bath, fairy. ]
[ After almost a full two minutes, the fairy has been melted away and Hawke stands up, dusting his hands off. ]
I'd much rather be out there killing them, however. If you are planning it yourself, maybe we should team up.
Those things - fairies, I believe I've heard them called. [ Speaking of which, one is battering itself against the window pane. ] I've never seen something quite like it. Creatures, yes, but not... made of ice.
[ Gripping the poker from the fireplace - damn fairies, ruining his video, he prepares to open the window. ] Apparently they die from all sorts of causes. And are extremely dangerous.
[ Quickly flinging open the window, the fairy divebombs him, barely misses, and as he quickly shuts the window again, it comes around for round two - and gets a face full of poker, allowing Hawke to pinch it neatly between the tongs and hurry it into the bathroom, where he's already prepared a large bathtub full of near-boiling water. Time for a bath, fairy. ]
[ After almost a full two minutes, the fairy has been melted away and Hawke stands up, dusting his hands off. ]
I'd much rather be out there killing them, however. If you are planning it yourself, maybe we should team up.
YOU LOVE IT REALLY
[He's carrying gunpowder on him, that's why he can set his sword on fire. Lord knows how much that cost.]
This power is not my own, it has been given at the bequest of the gods here. It would be a crime for me not to take advantage of it, especially in a situation where perhaps... a good battle is a good way to stretch one's legs.
I DO
Either way, you're quite good with that.