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first diagnosis ⇝ video/audio/text

[Thirteen turns on the device fidgeting with the settings for a little bit before moving to audio. It’s late her surroundings shown briefly as she maneuvers the feed to herself and you catch only a glimpse before she turns it off again realizing that she's not really in the mood to speak. There’s an undulated pause on her network feed as she finally settles for text.]

Alright, not where I was expecting to be last week and definitely not with who.

Kind of a let down to wake up on Christmas sans the guy you slept with and with no gifts to call your own, not even the ones you bought ahead of time for yourself.

I want some details. Some more details. The whole kidnapping routine gets the kibosh when the hostage has free reign of a network.

I feel like I’ve stepped out of the real world and into a M. Night Shyamalan film.

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If this was an M. Night Shyamalan movie, it'd probably make even less sense. But it'll still make you question your sanity, almost as much as you would after wasting two hours of your life on one of his film flops. Almost.

One of his movies was enough to sour me on him forever.

Not really my cinematic type.

Is he really anyone's cinematic type? Because religiously watching his movie disasters calls for a sanity check.

You're telling me.

Well, on the sunny side of things, this isn't one of his time-wasting creations.

I don't know if anyone's given you the official "welcome to Hell, enjoy your stay" speech, but you're kind of stuck here for awhile with the rest of us. Sorry.

I've heard enough to know this place is as crazy or crazier than it seems.

It gets progressively crazier. Trust me.

Apparently, there was a dragon breathing fire all over the city awhile ago.

A dragon.

Yeah.

No.

I heard about that right off the bat.

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