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[ people in Freya may have noticed Kuranosuke wandering around without his wig on, but for the broadcast, he's back in what he arrived in. for publicity's sake. and he's looking pretty serious for probably the first time since he got here. ]

We're really not going to wake up from this, are we? This actually happened? I always imagined being kidnapped would go a lot differently than this, with a really big ransom too. If some gods are going to take the trouble of whisking me off to another world, there are a few things I'd like to come with me! My wardrobe for example. I can't just start back from scratch!! A lot of time and money went into that! [ and sometimes he likes to actually dress as his own gender. ] And what about my make-up? There's a lot of people who could stand to use a touch-up by now!

Furthermore, I was in the middle of a really important business deal! I'm not saying I'm the only one but how inconsiderate can you be! Those girls could have definitely run off by now...

Ah, speaking of which. I'm looking for someone too. Specifically, a group of otaku women. I'm afraid they have turned to stone somewhere and are in some serious trouble. One likes old guys and there's one with an afro, one in traditional Japanese clothes, one with a model's figure going on about Three Kingdoms, and Tsukimi of course — in a grey jogging suit... If you've seen any girls like that, please let me know!

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Sure, but maybe they get something out of it if you overcome adversity. Or maybe they don't care one way or another. Who knows?

I can't say I've ever met anybody like that. [Not in person, anyway. Who knows what sort of people he's be in contact with electronically?] But they get get along with you, huh? [He's about... 87% sure that this guy's a guy. A really pretty guy, but the proportions of his face are juuuuust a shade off and that chest is definitely not real (it's all about movement). If he's wrong, well, it won't be the first time he's been maimed by a girl will it?]

All their letter said was something about laughter and tears.

[ well he's not obvious. the majority of people he meets while dressed like this have no problem thinking he's a woman. but he never actually denies he's a man (not when he has no reason to). ] They think I'm a girl dressed up as a boy dressed up as a girl. Of course they get along with me.

Grinding up pigments could be a tearful experience.

[No, certainly not! This guy's a lot prettier than a lot of girls Kon can think of. And he wasn't actually sure, but he's in a good mood and wasn't going to feel particularly bad if he was wrong.] That doesn't make any sense at all.

I guess so.

[ he just shrugs a little. yes, welcome to the world of she-woman-man-haters. ] What did I tell you? These aren't ordinary girls!

It's really not that hard, though. To make that sort of thing. [NOT THAT HE'S BRAGGING but it's seriously basic chemistry.]

Clearly. [FFFF okay he laughs!! This is ridiculous!] I'm pretty sure I haven't seen anyone like that around here.

[A beat.]

So you're actually a guy, right?

Then why don't you make some? [ he's not a chemistry kind of dude. he barely even goes to class. BUT HE HAS MONEY!! back home. which is clearly useful. ]

That's for the best I think. [ although he will miss Tsukimi and he's worried about his bro putting the moves on her.....

oh, what? Someone's still talking to him. ]

Oh, yeah. I'm 100% male in and out! Just don't go broadcasting it around. I'm not quite done dealing with that at home yet.

Why? I don't have any use for it. [He's not just going to offer! You're cute! Work for it.

WOW okay somebody has weird taste, but that's not any of Kon's business.]

Yeah, sure. [It was just bothering him, okay! He wanted to KNOW.] It's not like anybody here'd care either way.

But I do! You could sell it! Or if you really had a heart, you could just give it to me!

[ Because he really is adorable, just look at this face! He's into chicks but if you really want to be buttered up, he's not above that. ]

You don't know that. [ he's already worked his feminine wiles on people who don't know the truth. ]

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