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asgardeventide2012-02-17 05:51 pm
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[The video clicks on to reveal an extremely pissed off Bobby Singer, and anyone with a semblance of a brain would know it would be in their best interests to cooperate and quickly.]
Don’t try to pull this high and mighty shit on me! You think you can waltz on in and screw with our lives? I’m sick of all the hissy fits some high powered dicks think they can threaten me with.
[Bobby doesn’t have time for this bullshit, especially when his boys’ lives are on the line. There would be hell to pay if they get eaten because some petty gods couldn’t fix their own goddamn messes.]
Well let me tell you somethin’. Stop screwin’ with me or I’m gonna find and gank your asses.
[With that, the feed cuts off.]
Don’t try to pull this high and mighty shit on me! You think you can waltz on in and screw with our lives? I’m sick of all the hissy fits some high powered dicks think they can threaten me with.
[Bobby doesn’t have time for this bullshit, especially when his boys’ lives are on the line. There would be hell to pay if they get eaten because some petty gods couldn’t fix their own goddamn messes.]
Well let me tell you somethin’. Stop screwin’ with me or I’m gonna find and gank your asses.
[With that, the feed cuts off.]
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Sam is almost content to wait in his room. Almost. Until he then moves to the den to pace around there. But that's not good enough either -- he's too impatient. And then, Sam decides to move to wait outside, leaning against the door of Odinhaus, but that proves to drive him even more crazy. He could've just met Bobby there, Jesus Christ, he's not an invalid --
-- but oh, hey, there he is. And Sam is frozen for a moment or two, because Bobby is alive, and while Sam is steadfastedly realistic and wholeheartedly determined to move on with his life and try not to be bogged down by the guilt and self-loathing, like Dean is, he can't deny that he is nearly crushed with relief, and it only takes a couple of steps for Sam to give Bobby a bone-crushing hug, along with a deep shuddering breath, almost like he's about to cry.]
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Bobby pats Sam on the back when he feels the shudder to reassure him that yes, he's here and kicking, that no leviathan's gonna best him as long as his boys need him.]
Idjit.
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And for the time being, that is... a really, seriously good thing.
He doesn't let go for a long moment or two, but Sam eventually loosens his grip, looking more than a little pale and his eyes look suspiciously wet, but he's got a grip. Mostly got a grip, anyway.]
I'm --
[He pauses for a moment or two.]
... the gods here have some amount of control over time. I'm -- from farther in the future than you are and --
[Sam tries to continue, but his throat is suddenly constricted again, and he falls quiet.]
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You alright, son?
[If the time discrepancy is true, then something had to have happened in Sam's time. He won't pry unless Sam volunteers the information, or if it's essential.]
Doesn't sound like any lore I've heard of.
[Last he knew, none of them had jurisdiction over time.]
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[Get a grip, Sam, Jesus Christ.]
-- they dragged us here from different points in our own timelines. I have no idea how they're doing it or what they actually want with us, because most of what we're told sounds like a crock of shit, as per usual, but -- none of us synch up properly. The last thing Dean remembers from our world is the cemetery.
[Sam pauses.]
He thought I was Lucifer or -- some kind of equivalent.
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You sure?
[Which is really him asking about the hallucinations and how Sam is (or isn't) handling them. And you better answer honestly.]
Balls.
[Of course they wouldn't follow the lore.]
Talked to Dean and some people already. Seems the only thing people agree on is that it's full o'shit.
[At what Sam says, he looks almost apologetic for doing this, but precautions. It's not personal, and really has nothing to do with Lucifer himself, and it would put his mind to ease. Before Sam even finishes the last few words, Bobby splashes him with some holy water procured from a bottle in his jacket pocket.]
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Not a demon. Not a shifter. Not possessed by anything. Not Satan. I haven't even seen him in two days.
Can we move on?
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Sorry, habit.
[He claps Sam on the back, glad to know he's alright and human.]
You gonna show me 'round or what?
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Yeah, uh -- this is the house of Odin. The other districts each have a house too and a major landmark -- Odin's happens to be a huge library with... pretty much every shred of information from any universe ever.
[Sam may or may not have stolen a lot of the books for his room. C:]
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Oh thank goodness. At least this place isn't completely terrible. Time to raid the library once he makes sure Dean and Cas are alright.]
Learned anythin' else outside that paper you wrote? Anythin' on leviathans?
[Bobby totally approves of this. He'll help Sam filch some more.]
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I've learned that they're dicks.
Odin hates me.
[8|]
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[We all knew that, Sammy. 8|]
What'd ya do?
[Because knowing Sam, he probably as good as spat in Odin's face. Not that Bobby wouldn't have done the same.]
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[And then all his friends got super pissed at him. But Sam says this with the air of someone who does not give a single fuck that he did it. 8|]
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Damn straight.
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I'll forward you his speech. It was textbook "you have to do this and save your world and you have no other choice". As if we haven't heard that before.
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It'd probably kill 'em to go off script.
[And they'd have to clean up the mess. As per usual.]
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Maybe we should open another trans-dimensional hole in the ground and try our luck.
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Time to start collectin' rings.
[He's joking, but man is he dying to hit the library and put these assholes in their place.]
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[Someone else can take the plunge, too, Sam has fulfilled his martyrdom quota for the rest of eternity. 8|]
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Are we gonna keep chit chatting all day or get some work done?
[Bobby will have words if you try the martyrdom shit again. B| They're going to find a way to do this without sacrificing anyone.]
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Yes, sir.
[With half a laugh. He doesn't have to worry about Sam doing anything stupid.]